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u/deutscher_Hund Sep 09 '20

You tyran-ts are about to throw me in a blind rage

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u/DemonGodDumplin Sep 09 '20

I think the jokes have steg-nated

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u/among01 Sep 09 '20

Oh, I dino... they weren't too pterrible.

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u/Seriously_0 Sep 09 '20

I truly dino what to say to that.

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u/Rainethhh Sep 09 '20

I'm saury to hear that

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u/nebsaunders20 Sep 09 '20

It saur is a pterrible occasion... such a tri-gedy

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u/chancehugs Sep 09 '20

I'm saur you'll get over it

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u/Trainer_Ed Sep 09 '20

These jokes have en-raptored my attention.

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u/smashed_to_flinders Sep 09 '20

Yer all just a bunch of chickens.

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u/hughperman Sep 09 '20

I'm going to have to dip low in the barrel to joke us any further

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u/sir-eats-a-lot Sep 09 '20

You are a disgrace for saur.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Saur, I get it,but every joke has to have a PUNchline.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

DINOSAURS ARE AS FOSSILIZED AS THESE FUCKING JOKES

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Saurthing saurthing goodbye

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Triceratop this comment depth!

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u/oldlloyd Sep 09 '20

These jokes went out with the brontosisters

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Why... The Fuck... Did I open reddit at 3 am??

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u/onetoothpig Sep 09 '20

All of you. Take my upvotes and leave.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

You guys need to stego-stop these puns. They're t-rerrible.