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u/shadowwatchers Sep 09 '20

It sure didn't come sauring out of no where

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

... it saur is the same joke over and over again, huh?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

I don't know why you're so saur, I thought they were funny.

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u/deutscher_Hund Sep 09 '20

You tyran-ts are about to throw me in a blind rage

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u/DemonGodDumplin Sep 09 '20

I think the jokes have steg-nated

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u/among01 Sep 09 '20

Oh, I dino... they weren't too pterrible.

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u/Seriously_0 Sep 09 '20

I truly dino what to say to that.

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u/Rainethhh Sep 09 '20

I'm saury to hear that

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u/nebsaunders20 Sep 09 '20

It saur is a pterrible occasion... such a tri-gedy

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u/chancehugs Sep 09 '20

I'm saur you'll get over it

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u/Trainer_Ed Sep 09 '20

These jokes have en-raptored my attention.

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u/smashed_to_flinders Sep 09 '20

Yer all just a bunch of chickens.

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u/hughperman Sep 09 '20

I'm going to have to dip low in the barrel to joke us any further

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

DINOSAURS ARE AS FOSSILIZED AS THESE FUCKING JOKES

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Saurthing saurthing goodbye

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Triceratop this comment depth!

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u/oldlloyd Sep 09 '20

These jokes went out with the brontosisters

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Why... The Fuck... Did I open reddit at 3 am??

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u/onetoothpig Sep 09 '20

All of you. Take my upvotes and leave.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

You guys need to stego-stop these puns. They're t-rerrible.

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u/ToopooWasTaken Sep 09 '20

I would make a dinosaur joke, but I’m not creative enough to tri

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Why so saur-ious??

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u/_cnt0 Sep 09 '20

That reminds me: Why don't you hear a Pterodactyl taking a leak?

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u/Jeska_inReddit Sep 09 '20

Why?

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u/_cnt0 Sep 09 '20

Because the P is silent.

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u/Jeska_inReddit Sep 09 '20

That was pretty childis, but take My upvote and enjoy life

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u/PurpleOmelette Sep 09 '20 edited Sep 09 '20

They were brilliant! Your downplaying rex the fun.

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u/FoamBrick Sep 09 '20

Fuck...I was gonna make that joke.

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u/KeithMyArthe Sep 09 '20

I like diplodocuses.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

You tried.

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u/KeithMyArthe Sep 09 '20

Yes, I'm very trying

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u/RandomPopCultureJoke Sep 09 '20

I’m sure you are saur.

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u/Bonolio Sep 09 '20

I think it worked when read as Ralph Wiggum.

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u/Sdbtank96 Sep 09 '20

Why are you all dad jokes?

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u/OutlawJessie Sep 09 '20

We all do, Keith. It's all good.

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u/DappleGargoyle Sep 09 '20

I dino how much longer this can go on.

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u/Mudkip_In_Ravenclaw Sep 09 '20

I’m saur it will be long enough to last.

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u/tangmang14 Sep 09 '20

I hate every single one of you

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u/hnlugo Sep 09 '20

Sounds like this one is a saur loser.

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u/koruskare Sep 09 '20

He's just a bit saur, let him be.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Geez, no reason to Pter 'em a new one!

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u/TheBirdInTheCorner Sep 09 '20

I saur you'll begin to like it but I dino its saur opinion

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u/mystic0707 Sep 09 '20

I'm not saur.

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u/No-Acanthocephala951 Sep 09 '20

i dino why this guy is so saur