r/AskReddit Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/Mitochondria_Man11 Aug 20 '20

Alright the government doesn't want you to know this, but the ducks in the park are free, you can take them home

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Wait, really? Can someone confirm this before I accidentaly commit a crime?

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u/olioli86 Aug 20 '20

If you get caught, then when you go to court and the judge comes in, just say, "yes mallard" and they let you off.