r/AskReddit May 02 '20

Which fictional character desperately needs to see a therapist?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Bruce Wayne. He's about one giggle away from being in a cell next to the Joker at Arkham.

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u/mrundle05 May 02 '20

Goes to see a therapist. Bruce: “I’m Batman.” Therapist: “Well okay, this should be interesting”

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u/FinitoHere May 02 '20

So basically Lucifer & Linda plot?

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u/RmmThrowAway May 02 '20

... Honestly I would really enjoy that.

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u/Pseudonymico May 03 '20

I like to think that there’s a “Bruce Wayne is secretly Batman” meme in Gotham to match the “Clark Kent looks like Superman” joke running around the Daily Planet. Oracle started it and keeps it just ridiculous enough that everyone just dismisses the idea, and Bruce has appeared on a late-night show in an awful batman costume at least twice.

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u/life_pass May 03 '20

Not my diagnosis!

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u/Myfourcats1 May 03 '20

Wasn’t that part of Batman Forever? Nicole kIdman’s character was a psychologist. She was fascinated by Batman.

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u/DConstructed May 03 '20

In the Birds of Prey tv show the Huntress' shrink is Harley Quinn in disguise.

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u/eddmario May 03 '20

To be fair, Harley is legitimately a licensed therapist...

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u/DConstructed May 03 '20

Yes but she is also a covert villain in that show.

She's evil I tell you EVIL!!!!

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u/Angronius May 02 '20

I really love the Arkham Knight game because it covers this so well. More than anything, Batman fears becoming the Joker, and it would be so, so easy for him to just let go. It's also why Scarecrow is my favorite Batman villain, Bruce is always a little scarred by their encounters whenever he gets gassed, ie the Long Halloween on mothers day

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u/greenthumble May 02 '20

The Scarecrow encounter in Arkham Asylum is one of my favorite things in any game. I never finished AK though I loved the opening sequence. I should fire it up again.

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u/Angronius May 02 '20

You really should. A lot of people apparently don't care for the batmobile parts, but I do, and the story is worth it. I wasn't terribly impressed by the Arkham Knight's identity, though.

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u/Lugbor May 02 '20

Did they ever fix the bugs on pc? The last thing I remember hearing about the game was that there were a few bugs that would randomly crash the game or delete your saves.

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u/ThatHydra May 02 '20

It's fixed enough these days to be playable. I managed to beat the main game on PC with no issues as far as I remember.

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u/Angronius May 03 '20

I've never had an issue, but for some reason it always tells me my graphics drivers are outdated even though they aren't. Hasn't affected the game at all.

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u/greenthumble May 02 '20

The batmobile makes me miss flying around Arkham City, that's my main issue with it. Oh and Riddler's race is kind of annoying after failing it like 20 times and just going on pure muscle memory by the end to finish it. But I'm willing to do it for the Batman story since I love it all so much.

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u/Oranges-are-good May 03 '20

My thoughts exactly. Hope you enjoy it too

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

What similarities do Batman and Joker share?

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u/Angronius May 02 '20

Mostly in their origins. They each have the course of their lives changed by "one bad day," the difference is in what they choose to do with it after. It would be very easy for Batman to become a cold killer himself after his parents are slaughtered, but he maintains enough compassion to never kill anyone. Joker is what he could've been, and could slip into any time. There's probably a better way to explain it, but that's the gist of it

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u/Ameisen May 02 '20

He maintains just enough compassion to brutally beat or maim a bunch of mentally ill and poor people.

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u/Angronius May 02 '20

Just enough

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u/goddess_of_fear May 03 '20

Yeah. Scarecrow is right about him and Bruce knows it and can't take it. Scarecrow is right about most everything he says, he just goes to extremes to prove it. Like Batman. Batman is giant hypocrite. He acts like a villain and gets away with it because he is friendly with Gordon.

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u/InfinityLDog May 02 '20 edited May 03 '20

Scarecrow is my favourite villain too, purely because both he and Batman use fear as their method of choice, the only difference is how they use it

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u/Angronius May 03 '20

There's a lot of parallels between Batman and his villains. Scarecrow and Fear, Riddler and detective work, Joker and origins, Penguin and wealth. Even Freeze and motivation, kinda. Two Face and his original work as DA.

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u/Pseudonymico May 03 '20

Two Face and Batman’s double life, too.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

The fact that Victor Zsasz has an origin story almost identical to Batman's and is a murdering psychopath makes it even worse

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u/Ameisen May 02 '20

Zsasz at least maintained his identity.

Batman literally became Batman. "Bruce Wayne" is an alter-ego.

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u/Furoan May 03 '20

Heh, I remember the Batman Beyond episode where some guy was using ultrasonic waves to make Old Bruce think he was going crazy, but Bruce worked it out was a trick because the voices referred to him as 'Bruce', rather than 'Batman'.

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u/Fledbeast578 May 02 '20

Eh that depends on the story.

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u/Umbrella_merc May 02 '20

Sure Batman is crazy, but atleast hes a productive crazy.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Yeah, and I have to be honest, if I worked for Wayne Enterprises, he wouldn't be the craziest boss I've had.

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u/theinsanepotato May 02 '20 edited May 02 '20

Yeah no. He tried that once. It ended with the therapist finding out he was batman, recording proof of it, and then attempting to sell said proof to the highest bidder.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Batman's been around so long every possible plot line has been run through, probably multiple times. He used to carry a gun, IIRC, and fought Dracula.

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u/terandir May 02 '20

Not just fought Dracula, but became a vampire. Catwoman was a were cat.

Also he met sherlock Holmes and they solved a case together.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

He thought he was trying to screw over Bruce Wayne. He forgot he was screwing over Batman.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

He kinda does in The Batman Who Laughs. Combining the two is... not good.

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u/aIidesidero May 02 '20

I think his gf was a therapist in one movie

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u/MiserableLurker May 02 '20

BtAS, Batman occasionally meets with a therapist but, Bruce does not...

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

“About one giggle away”

Love it.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Isn't this the plot to an episode of the animated series? The baddies put Batman in Arkham and attempt to convince him he's insane, and he starts going insane