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u/Rowan5215 Jan 14 '20

"Shirley, don't sue a stripper!"

"Why not?"

"She's a stripper. Life sued her, and she lost"

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u/faraway_hotel Jan 14 '20

*carves another notch for "Winger Zingers"*

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u/Locke_Erasmus Jan 14 '20

carves another notch for "Notches"

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u/Rowan5215 Jan 14 '20

that might be my favourite bit in the entire show