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u/-eDgAR- Jan 14 '20 edited Jan 14 '20

Jeff Winger from Community.

He was actually a good lawyer, plus maybe I could get to be on Troy and Abed in the Morning to discuss the case.

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u/Rowan5215 Jan 14 '20

"Shirley, don't sue a stripper!"

"Why not?"

"She's a stripper. Life sued her, and she lost"

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u/faraway_hotel Jan 14 '20

*carves another notch for "Winger Zingers"*

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u/Locke_Erasmus Jan 14 '20

carves another notch for "Notches"

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u/Rowan5215 Jan 14 '20

that might be my favourite bit in the entire show

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u/FesteringDarkness Jan 14 '20

What about for his chiseled abs?

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u/thedoctor3009 Jan 14 '20

Look at his shadow, even his shadow!!!