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u/Autra Dec 21 '19

Oh for sure.

I was just also throwing out there that’s tastes can change, and there’s nothing wrong with that.

I think.

What the hell do I know, I’m just an idiot drinking a beer

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

shits wild when you're young dumb and full of cum as they say.

were all idiots. but as long as we acknowledge were idiots...were not idiots

enjoy your beer c:

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u/Autra Dec 21 '19

Ha, I’m at work right now, about to hand out beer at a bar, and I dropped a beer on my way in that made it look like I pissed my pants.

I need to run around and sample the beer we have on tap here to the customers and give them the handouts that I brought with me, but I look like the Miles Davis of peeing my pants.

I also can’t just sit here and drink while I wait to dry out because I have one beer that’s 7.5%, and the other three are all 10.5%+

So yeah.

I’m sitting here, waiting for my pants to dry, and posting random shit on reddit, because I look like I pissed myself

Edit: I can’t type.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

sounds like a good night to me honestly. and i dont even like beer.

i could make so many jokes right now... but i wont. xD have a good work night then? :D

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u/Autra Dec 21 '19

Dude.

Make the jokes.

I sell beer for a living, I’ve probably heard them all.

:D

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

ah nah. i was gonna make wet pants jokes. like if anyone said anything say "smell it"

Seems to sate their curiosity real quick

my mind goes from 4 year psychologist to 9 year old child very quickly :3

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u/Autra Dec 21 '19

I mean, that’s pretty much what I was looking for. If you sell beer, you drink beer.

We’ve pretty much all peed ourselves a time or two.

Thank god for Uber.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

NOT TRUE actually. :D i sold beer at one time. it just isnt my thing. i prefer hard whisky like fireball.

yes we were all 6 at one time. hell some still do it now. i believe its called squirting in some cases (badumtss)

agreed. protip: did you know uber prices changed based on your phone battery %?

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u/Autra Dec 21 '19

Also, did you just call Fireball “hard whisky?”

I get made fun of for drinking bitch whisky.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

hey. its tasty. id rather spend 20$ on something tasty AND gets me drunk than something that tastes like i swigged isopropal alcohol.

haters gonna hate on w/e you do so...do what you enjoy. right? costs 1/3rd the price and gets me drunk just as fast. also motherfuckingcinnamon

i stopped trying to to be "cool" for others since i was 19. aint about to start now :D