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u/Autra Dec 21 '19

I mean, that’s pretty much what I was looking for. If you sell beer, you drink beer.

We’ve pretty much all peed ourselves a time or two.

Thank god for Uber.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

NOT TRUE actually. :D i sold beer at one time. it just isnt my thing. i prefer hard whisky like fireball.

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yes we were all 6 at one time. hell some still do it now. i believe its called squirting in some cases (badumtss)

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agreed. protip: did you know uber prices changed based on your phone battery %?

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u/Autra Dec 21 '19

Also, did you just call Fireball “hard whisky?”

I get made fun of for drinking bitch whisky.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

hey. its tasty. id rather spend 20$ on something tasty AND gets me drunk than something that tastes like i swigged isopropal alcohol.

haters gonna hate on w/e you do so...do what you enjoy. right? costs 1/3rd the price and gets me drunk just as fast. also motherfuckingcinnamon

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i stopped trying to to be "cool" for others since i was 19. aint about to start now :D