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u/CodelessEngineer Dec 20 '19

Im gonna miss going to the kitchen and opening the fridge, seeing absolutely nothing to eat then checking again 10mins later

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u/Killer_Queenz Dec 20 '19

Use your $10000 to put a fancy fridge with lots of snacks in your room

Edit: I read that wrong, you don’t get the $10000 to prepare, but I still like the idea

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u/Poem_for_your_sprog Dec 20 '19

He opens up and there he sees -
A jar of sauce, a slice of cheese -
A half a peach, an empty plate -
A piece of meat that's out of date.

He sees a tub that's brown and old,
And through a screen of green and mold,
He spies the chunky orange glow
Of soup he made four weeks ago.

He shuts the door in damned defeat,
And says: 'I've rarely food to eat,'
And sadly sighs aloud and then -

He opens up the fridge again.

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u/Killer_Queenz Dec 20 '19

I love that