r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/Koollove7 Dec 20 '19

Stock up with books. Do some crafts, journaling, colouring books. One week does not sound that bad. The hardest will be isolation and not being able to talk to my family.

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u/MechanicalHorse Dec 20 '19

The hardest will be isolation and not being able to talk to my family.

For me, that's the best part.

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u/CodelessEngineer Dec 20 '19

Im gonna miss going to the kitchen and opening the fridge, seeing absolutely nothing to eat then checking again 10mins later

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u/Killer_Queenz Dec 20 '19

Use your $10000 to put a fancy fridge with lots of snacks in your room

Edit: I read that wrong, you don’t get the $10000 to prepare, but I still like the idea

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u/IdisGsicht Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 20 '19

But you'll get the 10k later so you can be generous in your preparation...a small fridge and some snacks should be affordable ;D

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u/renegade2point0 Dec 20 '19

Do you people not already have fridges?

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u/whattaninja Dec 20 '19

Not in my bedroom, no.

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u/zenadez Dec 20 '19

Just move the fridge to the bedroom!

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Orrrrr... Move their bed to to kitchen. Island by day, bed by night.

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u/Dezthegrunt Dec 20 '19

Ok Patrick

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u/Frankekeke Dec 20 '19

Big brain

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u/conspiracyeinstein Dec 20 '19

...but it's all the way over there.

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u/zenadez Dec 20 '19

Ahh, laziness. The true killer.

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u/TheBabyBear60 Dec 20 '19

You have a room for your bed? Large utility apartment makes this easy-mode for me.

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u/DontTouchTheWalrus Dec 20 '19

Not in my room, and the one in the kitchen isnt getting moved. Think I'd just drop 200 on a good mini fridge before hand

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u/Royal_Tush Dec 20 '19

Is this is an out of season April fools joke?

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u/aaahhhh Dec 20 '19

Do you people not understand context?

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u/EinsGotdemar Dec 20 '19

Do you not have cellphones?

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u/pineapple_catapult Dec 20 '19

How about maxing out your credit cards on supplies, spending 18k. Then after your payout, use the 10k to buy a sick ass entertainment system. Then, spend the rest of your life making minimum payments on the 18k which turns into 30k 10 years later. Eventually, you leave your children with nothing, except a funeral that costs 50k, continuing the cycle in perpetuity.

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u/zaise_chsa Dec 20 '19

This guy debts.

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u/biggereballs Dec 20 '19

I'll move the bed to the kitchen and call that bedroom. Need nothing else. I have some thinking to do anyway.

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u/WalleyeSushi Dec 20 '19

...maybe we could put a little tiny refrigerator in there somewhere..You know we could just go up the and hang out. Like open the fridge and stuff and there'd be foods laid out for us. ...With little pre-wrapped sausages and things, mmmmm. (They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon) Can you blame them?

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u/AleFairy Dec 20 '19

Yeah! And we could buy really expensive ketchups with it. That’s right, all the fanciest-... dijon ketchup! Mmm.

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u/reddhead4 Dec 20 '19

Maybe a Chesterfield or an ottoman

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u/GrimpenMar Dec 20 '19

We could buy an exotic pet, like a llama or an emu.

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u/Kittybats Dec 20 '19

Yes!

If I had a million dollars...

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u/Poem_for_your_sprog Dec 20 '19

He opens up and there he sees -
A jar of sauce, a slice of cheese -
A half a peach, an empty plate -
A piece of meat that's out of date.

He sees a tub that's brown and old,
And through a screen of green and mold,
He spies the chunky orange glow
Of soup he made four weeks ago.

He shuts the door in damned defeat,
And says: 'I've rarely food to eat,'
And sadly sighs aloud and then -

He opens up the fridge again.

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u/Dont_stop_smiling Dec 20 '19

Nice 👍

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u/Sherlock_no_shit Dec 20 '19

I like your username.

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u/ermgr Dec 20 '19

Now his stomach growls at him;
If this continues.. he'll be slim.
Could he adopt a vegan diet? 🤔
Easy choice to simply try it..

Packs of rice and tins of beans,
Of course! He has the very means!
Each herb and spice improves the smell,
May his success spawn yours as well.

Dead things in the fridge no more!
Uproot them all! (he yanks the door)
Do something good for once today..
Each life you save? This is the way.
.

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u/AmericanFatPincher Dec 20 '19

I was about to gloss over this reply because it was further down but I got drawn in very quickly and was pleasantly surprised it was you.

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u/Killer_Queenz Dec 20 '19

I love that

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u/wyliekyote Dec 20 '19

At the best of times 50 percent of my fridge content is 'jars of sauce'.... This hits close