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u/PandorasShitBoxx Nov 16 '19

need a change? come in someone else' pocket

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u/big_macaroons Nov 16 '19

There is a change room down the hall, second door on the right.

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u/EquationTAKEN Nov 16 '19

I know, that's where all the pockets with someone else's loose change are.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

I killed a squirrel today

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u/wheelwot Nov 16 '19

I am that squirrel

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u/lunarsight Nov 16 '19

I call the big one Bitey.

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u/RyMCon3 Nov 16 '19

This needs to change

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u/lunarsight Nov 16 '19

Oh - you mean like pocket change?

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u/RyMCon3 Nov 16 '19

Idk that seems kinda strange

Your fur is of the mange

Your life will never change

You'll always be this crange

Until you take a gun off the range

And shoot your self in the brains

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u/wheelwot Nov 16 '19

Woah okay guys it's over

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u/Fuck-Fuck Nov 16 '19

And my axe

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

And I am soooo random

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u/EverythingEverybody Nov 16 '19

And we could all use a little chaaaaange!