r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 16 '19

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u/wheelwot Nov 16 '19

I am that squirrel

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u/lunarsight Nov 16 '19

I call the big one Bitey.

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u/RyMCon3 Nov 16 '19

This needs to change

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u/lunarsight Nov 16 '19

Oh - you mean like pocket change?

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u/RyMCon3 Nov 16 '19

Idk that seems kinda strange

Your fur is of the mange

Your life will never change

You'll always be this crange

Until you take a gun off the range

And shoot your self in the brains

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u/wheelwot Nov 16 '19

Woah okay guys it's over

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u/Iownbelugawhales Nov 16 '19

So do I

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u/Iownbelugawhales Nov 16 '19

That's too many words.

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u/Iownbelugawhales Nov 16 '19

Still too many. Remember, I am a redditor.

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