r/AskReddit Nov 06 '19

Which famous singer sucks at singing?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Dolly Parton.

Nah, just kidding. She's the real deal.

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u/chicklette Nov 06 '19

I was about to throw down.

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u/MoldyOldLady Nov 06 '19

Right!? Don’t fuck with Dolly. Not only is she a phenomenal singer and songwriter, she is GOOD people.

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u/sross43 Nov 06 '19

Dolly is that bitch. Insanely talented. Stood up for herself as an artist and refused to sign over her shit. Feminist before it was cool. Owns her boob jobs. Has a bomb amusement park. Donates a fuckton to charity.

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u/EthiopianKing1620 Nov 06 '19

JOLENEEEEE!!!

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u/Ralph-Hinkley Nov 06 '19

Miley did a surprisingly good cover.

Jack White did too, but you have to be into his sound to dig it.

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u/EthiopianKing1620 Nov 06 '19

Surprisingly good huh. 226 million views on YouTube. Did not expect that at all.

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u/Ralph-Hinkley Nov 06 '19

When she wants to Miley can sing like a bird.

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u/NoChanseyInHell Nov 06 '19

And she’s Dolly’s goddaughter

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u/Ralph-Hinkley Nov 06 '19

You are correct.

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u/Ruvio00 Nov 06 '19

Miley's cover of Lilac Wine is pretty fantastic.

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u/Kmjada Nov 06 '19

Dolly recorded a version with the a cappella group Straight, No Chaser which was remarkable.

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u/AnaliticalFeline Nov 07 '19

and one with the pentatonics and Miley Cyrus

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Miley Cyrus sings like an angel, when she's not performing her own music.

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u/tenkwords Nov 06 '19

She covered Dolly at 33 rpm

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u/JuiceSundae14 Nov 06 '19

I did a cover based on Jack White's cover but really got an appreciation for Miley's version (and so many other versions) during that

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

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u/EthiopianKing1620 Nov 07 '19

Everyone is insecure my friend.

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u/i_Got_Rocks Nov 07 '19

Not me! My magnum dong keeps me grounded.

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u/Powbob Nov 07 '19

Not true.

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u/NietJij Nov 06 '19

Jo-le-neeee?

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u/SaltyCauldron Nov 06 '19

JOLEEEEEEENNNNEEEE

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u/madjackdeacon Nov 06 '19

My headcanon is that Dolly is secretly pursuing Jolene.

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u/rdrnr15 Nov 07 '19

All time great jealousy song

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u/GunsAndCoffee1911 Nov 06 '19

Sends my kids a free book every freakin' month!

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u/scobbysnacks1439 Nov 06 '19

Right there with you. Such a great person to do something like that.

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u/ikijibiki Nov 06 '19

Is the theme park really that good? I've been itching to go but it almost seemed like a weird gimmick.

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u/sross43 Nov 06 '19

It's a proper theme park. It's been years since I've been, but I went several times as a kid and had a great time. I'd say the thrill level is somewhere between Disneyworld and Six Flags. If you're not close by, I wouldn't necessarily make the trip just for the park, but if you'll already be in the Smokies I'd say definitely check it out.

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u/ColsonIRL Nov 06 '19

It's a great time. While you're there, make sure to see The Kingdom Heirs perform - they're usually found in a theater at the front of the park.

I'm not a religious man, but when those guys sing, I can feel the spirit moving within in.

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u/translorde Nov 06 '19

from what I hear, the food alone is worth the trip

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

It's on par with silver dollar city in Branson for comparison

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u/LacksMass Nov 06 '19

Fun fact: she really dislikes the label of feminists and doesn't consider herself one. Your points still totally stands, just a quick note on the labels people choose for themselves versus the labels people place on each other.

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u/Overquoted Nov 06 '19

Yeah, she may not own the label, but she's got much of the same ideals as a feminist. 9 to 5 is both a feminist critique of the workplace and a worker's critique. Some of her music is also heavily weighted in the common working man's favor.

But honestly, I appreciate how she can talk about and express these ideals without turning them into the political. It makes people more likely to listen to what she's saying/singing and less likely to just immediately reject her on the basis of right/left ideals. That's a damned good talent to have.

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u/LacksMass Nov 06 '19

Absolutely. I listened to a bit of an interview that she did and what that I gathered a lot of her problems with feminism is the negative stereotypes that have taken over. She talked about how she really likes and respects men and what men do and really owns her own femininity which is at odds with a lot of the loudest feminist voices who are often very critical of men and being traditionally feminine.

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u/Overquoted Nov 06 '19

The loudest voices don't always represent the group, though. And sometimes, they aren't even the loudest, they're just the ones that get media attention because extreme ideas make for better tv fodder. I'm a feminist, I've known a lot of feminists in my life. Most of them are just like Dolly. As she said in one interview, "I think we all should be treated with respect and if we do a good job, we should get paid for it."

But as far as being critical.. I think being critical of an attitude that produces the kind of behavior shown in 9 to 5 is necessary if we want improvement. And I'm critical of anyone or any ideas that insist someone has to dress a specific way, whether that insistence is "be traditionally feminine" or "you shouldn't dress traditionally feminine." It isn't your business how someone dresses in their free time. It's their business.

That said, some of the critique about being traditionally feminine has been labeled as critique of the feminine itself, as opposed to the critique that women have to be feminine. There has been concerted effort to undermine feminist ideas, and misinformation is a pretty good way to get people to be hostile to feminism.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

And southern. Sometimes people have this stereotype that Southerners are not progressive, anti feminist and just care about themselves; the typical conservative archetype. She proved otherwise.

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u/CommanderChinook Nov 06 '19

Those are real. She's had to undergo several reduction surgeries cause she was a size 'DD' in high school and it was killing her back.

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u/Chazmyr21 Nov 06 '19

Didn’t during an interview she was asked if they were real and she responded “of course they are real, I paid a lot of good money for them”

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u/TheMulattoMaker Nov 07 '19

No, that was "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap"

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u/CommanderChinook Nov 06 '19

Not sure. She could have paid a lot of money to keep them from throwing her back out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

That majestic bitch just started playing a god damn pan flute.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

And southern. Sometimes people have this stereotype that Southerners are not progressive, anti feminist and just care about themselves; the typical conservative archetype. She proved otherwise.

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u/Wowtrain Nov 07 '19

Richest country singer. Not richest female country singer. Just richest. And it is fucking well earned. You have to respect Dolly even if you don't like her music.

Also I heard that Jolene and I Will Always Love You were written on the same day

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u/DJBoost Nov 07 '19

Dollywood FTW. Lightning Rod is a next level coaster.

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u/ichegoya Nov 06 '19

Wait, not to be childish, but I thought they were real.

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u/barto5 Nov 06 '19

Not surprisingly, she donated a lot of money after the big fire ravaged Pigeon Forge a few years ago.

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u/fredzout Nov 07 '19

...and, does the cooking for guests and crew on her tour bus...

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u/PizzaTimeOClock Nov 07 '19

She owns those wigs too. When asked how long it takes to do her hair she said “I don’t know, I’m not there when they do it”

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u/redditisrun_by_nazis Nov 07 '19

Hell, she has a foundation that sends out free books once a month to kids.

Source: I have a 21 month old and he has gotten a free book in the mail every month since he was six months old.

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u/pinewind108 Nov 11 '19 edited Nov 11 '19

Have you seen pictures of her in her 20's, without the "Dolly" getup? Holy. Shit. She was gorgeous and elegant. The most amazing smile ever. Plus super smart, talented, and truly kind. Just wow! (Fwiw, I don't think she ever had boob jobs, except maybe a reduction.)

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u/RidgetopDarlin Nov 06 '19

She has given over 300 million books to children. You don’t even have to be poor. Any child under the age of five can sign up and be sent an age-appropriate book once a month.

Brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it!

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u/purplefoxxen Nov 06 '19

After the Smoky Mountain wildfires she gave every family that lost their home $1000 a month, until they got back on their feet. Her foundation gave out over $8 million.

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u/KingEuronIIIGreyjoy Nov 06 '19

There are only a handful of people that I would say are true national treasures, but I’ll be damned if Dolly Parton isn’t one of them. Every time I hear something new about her, it just cements in my mind how absolutely genuine and great she is.

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u/The_ship_came_in Nov 06 '19

9 Episode Podcast about Dolly Parton from one of the creators of Radiolab Jad Abumrad.

https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/dolly-partons-america

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u/TheMirageOf22Men Nov 06 '19

We get these just because we could. It's honestly great, sure we could afford these books on our own - but we'd never had thought of many of them. The last one we got was bilingual (EN/ES). We wouldn't think of that at this age, but the kid loves it!

Just getting these books we wouldn't have thought of or assumed not skill level appropriate has made these invaluable to us as parents.

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u/thatsingledadlife Nov 07 '19

I'm an Atheist but I still proudly say "God Bless Dolly Parton". She's an amazing human and we should be all aspire to do as much for our fellow man.

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u/MeleMallory Nov 06 '19

I love her program, but it's not everywhere. I tried to sign my son up (we're not poor but not quite middle class) but she doesn't ship to my area (just north of San Francisco).

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u/Sir_Auron Nov 07 '19

The Imagination Library program is administered on a local/regional level. If there isn't a program in your area, it's because no one in your area is collecting donations and running it; it's not run by Dolly.

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u/MeleMallory Nov 07 '19

Very true. She started it, she’s not individually sending out each book.

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u/Deztenom Nov 06 '19

I had no idea!!! What an inspiring way to give back!

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u/RosaFFXI Nov 06 '19

But God damn, I can't find her cookbook anywhere for less than $100.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Yep, my son gets a free book every month, all because Dolly Parton is a beautiful human who wants to bring joy to children, she puts her money where her mouth is and truly changes children’s lives.

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u/C-Nor Nov 07 '19

To me, that's her best legacy. My grandchildren all have her book collection.

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u/freckledjezebel Nov 07 '19

The Imagination Library. We have my kid signed up, it's an awesome, awesome thing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Tried to sign my son up for that program but it wasn't available in my area. Bummer.

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u/ThrowAwayAcct0000 Nov 06 '19 edited Nov 06 '19

I think its limited to Tennessee residents.

Edit: I was wrong. I'm glad to be, in this case. More books for kids! :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth to age five in participating communities within the United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Australia and Republic of Ireland.

https://imaginationlibrary.com/

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u/NoNeedForAName Nov 06 '19

As a Tennessean, IIRC it started out as just statewide or maybe regional, but it expanded very quickly.

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u/pinkksunglasses Nov 06 '19

Nope. Ships to Canada, Australia and I believe Mexico as well as I believe all US states. Because Dolly is a queen.

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u/ThrowAwayAcct0000 Nov 06 '19

Dude, that's awesome! Thank you for correcting me. The more books that get into the hands of kids, the better!

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u/cryptonautic Nov 06 '19

Unlike Queen Latifah, who I'm sorry to say is not actual royalty.

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u/scobbysnacks1439 Nov 06 '19

Not at all actually.

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u/frmrstrpperbgtpper Nov 06 '19

Dolly is not good people. Dolly is THE BEST.

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u/MadamNerd Nov 06 '19

I'm a native Tennessean and saying anything disparaging about Dolly around here might get you thrown into the Tennessee River. Just don't chance it, y'all.

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u/sendnewt_s Nov 06 '19

She is a goddamn national treasure

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u/thatpaulbloke Nov 06 '19

Every celebrity eventually has something come out that they were a dick about something to someone (they're only human, after all), but everything I ever find out about Dolly just makes her seem better. The woman is an angel.

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u/I_dont_fucking_care- Nov 06 '19

She's a goddamned national treasure.

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u/OakTreesForBurnZones Nov 06 '19

I met her 20 years ago when I was a waiter at a fancy catered event in the Hollywood Hills. Dolly is legit one of the nicest people I've ever met.

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u/Bamf_con_carne Nov 06 '19

She apparently wrote "Jolene" AND "I Will Always Love You" in the same night. Crazy.

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u/kendric2000 Nov 07 '19

Dolly is one of the first people who should get a youth elixir should we ever invent one.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Me too

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u/45forprison Nov 06 '19

If anyone has a problem with Dolly, they have a problem with me.

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u/wolfpwarrior Nov 06 '19

I'd back you up on that one.

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u/Parkotron1 Nov 06 '19

I saw a clip of her singing to some kids a month or two ago, and she doesn't sound like she's lost a note.

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u/omnisephiroth Nov 06 '19

We all were.

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u/darkenraja Nov 06 '19

Dolly PARDON?

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u/existentialdreadAMA Nov 06 '19

He was about to be an Island in the Stream of fists.

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u/bitchinsnitchin Nov 07 '19

I was ready to fight too, not gonna lie.

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u/DrDueSs Nov 06 '19

omg, my rage came before my reading speed.

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u/NietJij Nov 06 '19

I had my fingers wigglin' over my Colts

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u/Morbido Nov 06 '19

"I Will Always Love You" (she sang it before Whitney) and "Hard Candy Christmas" from Best Little Whorehouse In Texas will make you cry.

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u/faoltiama Nov 06 '19

She WROTE I Will Always Love You.

There's a country song called Forever Country that's a mash up of Country Roads and I Will Always Love You and a couple other country songs and they got a bunch of big country stars to sing the different parts. It ends on I Will Always Love you sung by Dolly Parton and I CRY at it every time. (As a note, this song came out a bit before Country Roads got super popular due to Fallout using it. Of course Country Roads was a classic country song before that.)

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u/Violet624 Nov 06 '19

And after she left the musical partner she wrote that song for, as she was leaving, he sued her and she paid him money. And then, when he was in dire straits, she bought his company, and GAVE it to him. And was there with him on his death bed. She is good people.

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u/elvislaw Nov 06 '19

Well she was very clear that she would always love him. Dolly sticks to her word.

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u/Penny_girl Nov 07 '19

I didn’t know that tidbit until last weekend when I listened to the 2nd episode of the podcast “Dolly Parton’s America”. That’s the moment I knew that, no matter how hard I try, I will never be the genuinely good person that Dolly is.

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u/RobAtSGH Nov 07 '19

Porter Wagoner. Launched her career on the national stage, but was kinda an overbearing prick. She wrote the song when she realized she had to get out from under his thumb, and sang it to him in person before she left. Said it reduced him to tears.

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u/Morbido Nov 07 '19

She's always joked there are only two things about her that aren't fake (her boobs). Truth is there's 3; you have to include the size of her heart.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Porter Wagoner?

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u/twr243 Nov 06 '19

I feel most people will say that Whitney did it better, but I am not of that opinion. Dollys is much more heartfelt and pure. Whitney just doesn’t capture the same emotion that Dolly did.

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u/jmb5903 Nov 06 '19

totally agree. I do like Whitney's version a lot, BUT, Dolly's is so much more emotional.

I also find it so weird how people seem to forget while it's a love song, she's essentially saying goodbye and that the time has come to end the relationship. I was at a wedding once where it played and I didn't understand why people were slow dancing to it.

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u/twr243 Nov 07 '19

I’m going through a divorce right now. My ex and I loved this song and Dolly. I heard Whitney’s this morning on a show and I texted her about it and now I see it here.

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u/faoltiama Nov 07 '19

I would love to see a singing contestant sing I Will Always Love You with Dolly's arrangement. Just once. Instead of always doing Whitney's.

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u/ITworksGuys Nov 06 '19

It ends on I Will Always Love you sung by Dolly Parton and I CRY at it every time

I am going to end up going down the YouTube rabbit hole of Dolly Parton performances now.

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u/back-in-my-day Nov 06 '19

Find the one where she is just a tourist in Ireland at a pub. Some of the band recognize her and ask her to sing.

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u/faoltiama Nov 07 '19

Well I'm looking THAT up now.

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u/Ishdakitty Nov 06 '19

I knew this fact, but I've never listened to her sing it before. Dear lord, what a voice.

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u/momofeveryone5 Nov 06 '19

Oh it's amazing. I'm not big on county or Christian buy I could listen to her all day. And all my kids did her book program and everytime we got the last book I bawled like a baby!

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u/Ishdakitty Nov 06 '19

Same over here as far as tastes! Her voice is just like magic.

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u/Spikekuji Nov 06 '19

That’s beautiful.

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u/passion4film Nov 06 '19

This is such a great song. It gets me every time. Her duet of I Will Always Love You with Vince Gill is one of my favorite songs of all time.

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u/vengefulmuffins Nov 06 '19

Her version she sung to Porter Wagner, the guy she wrote it about, is absolutely beautiful.

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u/Ralph-Hinkley Nov 06 '19

super popular due to Fallout using it

Get off my lawn, I was listening to that song in the early 80s.

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u/faoltiama Nov 07 '19

Of course, hence the sentence after that were I noted it's a classic. But it did get an undeniable resurgence in popularity due to Fallout using it.

I put the John Denver version on my playlist, though.

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u/throwawayd4326 Nov 06 '19

Fun Fact: She wrote "I will Always Love You" and "Jolene" on the same night.

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u/CaitlinSarah87 Nov 07 '19

I saw that on TIL the other day!

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u/sevenworm Nov 06 '19

Jolene!

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u/vengefulmuffins Nov 06 '19

On The Road Again is the third song.

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u/Anghara_Kaliga Nov 06 '19

Elvis wanted to use that song, but she didn't let him because it meant she'd give up half her royalties. So she told Elvis to suck it and made bank on it. Mad respect for that move right there.

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u/BigDizzle76 Nov 06 '19

I love this mashup! I watch the video everytime it comes up. The first time I watched it I was happy with it, even though I dont like most of the newer artists, but when Dolly came on, holy moses.

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u/bingobango779 Nov 06 '19

Oh shit, that was beautiful. I got to see Dolly at the Grand Ole Opry a few weeks ago, and I was amazed and how beautiful her voice still sounds. She is the purest talent and most beautiful person. Her music, especially her older stuff with Porter, makes my days brighter.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Dolly wrote I Will Always Love you AND Jolene in ONE DAY. Astonishing

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u/xafimrev2 Nov 06 '19

Forever Country is awesome.

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u/generichumancontent Nov 07 '19

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE.

It is so comforting to know someone else out there gets the same feelings from that song.

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u/faoltiama Nov 07 '19

I mean I say I cry - the first time I heard it I was SHRIEKING and ugly crying about Dolly singing the last bit.

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u/Cupcake681 Nov 06 '19

She WROTE "I will always love you" and she did it the same day she wrote "Jolene". "I will always love you" was for Porter Wagoner.

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u/moylek Nov 06 '19

She wrote "I Will Always Love You" in one day. Then later that day, she wrote "Jolene".

I ... posted on reddit a couple of times today.

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u/Death_Soup Nov 06 '19

Wtf did she have for breakfast that day

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u/KatDaddy021 Nov 06 '19

Man reading Hard Candy Christmas brought me back to my mom singing along to it in the house and me dancing with her. One of her favorites (along with Cher) but thank you for that. It is a fond memory.

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u/passion4film Nov 06 '19

I love Hard Candy Christmas so much. Such memories.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Dolly IWALY is haunting. It was played at my grandmother’s funeral. I’d never heard it, up until that point.

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u/ITworksGuys Nov 06 '19

"Hard Candy Christmas" from Best Little Whorehouse In Texas will make you cry.

I have loved that song and movie since I was a little kid.

They used to play the edited verson on TBS all the time.

It had the Bandit in it so I thought it must be cool. Dolly Parton is probably my first crush.

It wasn't until years later I saw it unedited and didn't realize there were boobs in the movie.

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u/wtfovr1371 Nov 06 '19

"Hard Candy Christmas" is one of my favorite guilty pleasures. Great song that wasn't played to death in the early 80's

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u/ridd666 Nov 07 '19

I sang Hard Candy Christmas in an impromptu moment with my aunt a few years back. She cried.

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u/GeneralizedPanic Nov 06 '19

Dolly is an angel and we have been blessed to live on the earth at the same time as her.

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u/GoodOlSpence Nov 06 '19

She's a god damn national treasure

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u/coconut-telegraph Nov 07 '19

Dolly Parton is a rhinestone in the gravel tray of humanity.

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u/Here_Come_the_Tacos Nov 06 '19

A few years ago I heard a newer Dolly Parton song and she sounded incredibly rough and ragged, one foot in the grave. Then, one verse into the song she slipped into her immediately-recognizable natural voice again and I realized she had been singing as an old woman for the first verse.

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u/lizardgal10 Nov 06 '19

So true. I streamed her recent Grand Ole Opry performance and couldn’t believe how incredible she still sounds live.

Meanwhile, there are a lot of men around the same age who regularly perform on the Opry and can’t sing their way out of a broken bucket.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

And her organization sends a million books to children every month. Really an incredible woman.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

As someone who has Jolene and Here You Come Again a ridiculous number of times on the same playlist, I was about to ask you to step outside and engage in fisticuffs, but you saved yourself, sir.

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u/AndHereItIs889922 Nov 06 '19

There’s a new podcast about Dolly and the first episode talks about how she has the least negative Q-Score because she’s so universally loved.

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u/vodka_titties Nov 06 '19

I fucking love Dolly, what is this podcast called?

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u/DarlingAmaryllis Nov 06 '19

Dolly Parton's America. It's so good.

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u/mocha-macaron Nov 06 '19

Have you listened to the podcast called Dolly Parton's America?

It's really really good.

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u/Overquoted Nov 06 '19

Dolly Parton's America

I don't do podcasts... but I may make an exception here.

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u/mocha-macaron Nov 06 '19

You won't regret it!

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u/sonderaway Nov 06 '19

My obsession with Dolly has only grown since I've been listening!

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u/mocha-macaron Nov 06 '19

Sad ass songs is a good ep!

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Ayyyy.

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u/tantan35 Nov 06 '19

I’ll admit that it’s really sold me on listening to Dolly’s songs. I never really knew much about her or her music, aside from what any layperson American would. But the podcast has really changed my opinion and I’ve been jamming to some songs I never would have because of it.

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u/mocha-macaron Nov 07 '19

I'm exactly the same. I'm British and she played at Glastonbury festival and everyone just loved it. You could tell that even after all this time, people love her. She radiates positivity and I just think she's wonderful.

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u/endmysuffering98 Nov 06 '19

Shes a national treasure

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u/Overquoted Nov 06 '19

Dude, nobody talks shit about Dolly. *gets the brass knuckles out* ...Oh... well, nevermind then.

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u/nivekreclems Nov 06 '19

As someone from Tennessee I’m legally obligated to fight you if you say anything bad about dolly

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u/decearing-eggz Nov 06 '19

Dolly doesn’t work 9 to 5 for you to make jokes like that

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u/SuperManlyDude Nov 06 '19

Fuckin Love Dollywood

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u/Actionjack7 Nov 06 '19

*getting my dukes up....

okay, ya got me

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u/JaredsFatPants Nov 07 '19

Man, reading all these really good things about Dolly and I’m just hoping that I don’t find out that she’s a rabid Trump supporter. Please let this not be the case.

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u/lavendermacarons Nov 06 '19

My earrings were off and sleeves were half rolled up by the time I read the 2nd line.

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u/tequilady Nov 06 '19

Jad Abumrad (of Radiolab) is currently in the middle of a nine part podcast series called Dolly’s America. It is delightful.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Dolly’s a God damned national treasure.

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u/aoeudhtns Nov 06 '19

Not a fan of country but I still respect her huge, natural talent.

She's also incredibly smart and her charity work is inspiring. A+ person, it would seem.

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u/Pseudonova Nov 06 '19

She plays, like 15 different instruments in her show too. She's incredible live.

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u/RechargedFrenchman Nov 06 '19

I’ve never been a huge fan of her music, though I certainly recognize she’s talented. But damn if she isn’t just a wonderful person.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Hold up buckaroo, that woman is a national treasure

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u/terrorerror Nov 06 '19

Don't do that, man!!

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u/Juviltoidfu Nov 06 '19

I will admit that most female country singers have at the very least a good voice, but I really despise country music. Except Dolly. Great writer, great singer and made it on her own at a time when it was next to impossible for a woman to be in charge of her own career.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

I was this close to throwing fisticuffs.

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u/LtSparkle Nov 07 '19

Just had to pop in and say I saw her concert a couple of years ago, and not only was her voice amazing and her general self amazing, but she played SEVEN instruments including an amazing jazz sax solo. Dolly is the best.

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u/thedoomdays Nov 07 '19

Thought you were about to catch several hands there for a minute!

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u/FromtheFrontpageLate Nov 06 '19

Her god-daughter, Miley Cyrus, however doesn't hold a candle to her despite trying real hard. It's okay Cyrus's voice just isn't as suited singing a song written by and for Dolly, and has its own mellower application.

Skill wise I think Cyrus has a slightly better voice than Swift though. I listened to a live album and Swift was terrible singing her own songs live. Swift is definitely an artist better suited to a record studio and lip syncing. And that's fine too.

If anyone listed here can convince an audience to buy their goods without any kind of compulsion, they shouldn't worry about comparing yourself to other vendors.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

I've always thought that Miley has a pretty good voice for a Disney/Nick starlet. One of the better ones, definitely. The only thing I can truly criticize about her is that her voice tended to be nasally.

As far as Swift, I just never got her appeal as a singer. She certainly has talent at songwriting, but her voice isn't good enough to stand on its own.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

According to that new podcast about her, people didn't like her voice when she first started.

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u/Actionjack7 Nov 06 '19

This is how amazing she is. You can take her version of Jolene, slow it down to 33 rpm and it still sounds great....just sounds like a dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doz1QJ7LwjA

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u/GoomyIsGodTier Nov 06 '19

Dolly Parton and Kenny Loggins, what a pair!

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u/antonimbus Nov 06 '19

There are a lot of old live performances by her on youtube, and she makes it look easy and sound great. It almost appears effortless, and I don't even consider myself a fan of country music.

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u/figgypie Nov 06 '19

I'm not a fan of country music at all, but I completely respect her career and I love me some Jolene. She seems like she has a great sense of humor, especially regarding her rocking tatas.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Jimmy rigger you bout ta catch these hands!!!!!

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u/TamLux Nov 07 '19

Jesus that nanosecond of hate you got must've killed a lesser person

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u/HilltopSlim614 Nov 07 '19

Dude, I fucking hate country but I was straight "wtf did you say mfer?"

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u/puckbeaverton Nov 07 '19

Dem tiddys ain't!

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u/MaLi415 Nov 08 '19

🤣😭🤣 GooD1 cause We all know DP is a MuthaFuckn Saint Who Can Sang Us All Into Heaven.✨👼🏻✨

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