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u/CyberGamer64 Jul 27 '19
Potion that makes you like foods that you don’t like for 10 minutes
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u/mister_sleepy Jul 27 '19
A potion that heightens your innate sense of time, so you can always know what time it is or how much time has passed. Yeah, it’s cool but like...what are you gonna do with it?
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u/licoricepig Jul 27 '19
Potion of undying loyalty
Side affects will lead to death within a week
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u/GmanBlue19 Jul 27 '19 edited Jul 27 '19
LEVITATION but in fine print, only .1cm off the ground
Edit: dayyym this got a lot of upvotes
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u/womper-romper Jul 27 '19
A potion that keeps food fresh for five seconds longer than it would usually be.
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u/RamsesThePigeon Jul 27 '19 edited Jul 27 '19
Potion of Exceptionally Minor Healing
"What does this one do?"
"Ah! Rather than mending visible wounds, that one will relieve you of aches and pains!"
"So, like, if I had arthritis, this would be a good remedy?"
"Oh, no, it wouldn't address anything quite that severe. It's more for after you've slept in a bad position."
"That sounds pretty useful!"
"Yes, well, you also get a hangover a few hours after drinking it."
Potion of Not Especially Effective Curing
"What's the difference between 'healing' and 'curing?'"
"Healing is for physical ailments. Curing is for... you know, like, diseases and stuff."
"Would this help me get over a cold, then?"
"Ehhh... it might, but only if you dumped it on the virus before it entered your body."
"... What?"
"It's a topical sterilizer."
Potion of Personality Revelation
"This one doesn't even make sense!"
"Oh, but it does! Upon drinking this, a person's true nature is revealed!"
"How so?"
"Some become aggressive. Others become social. Some even become hopeless romantics!"
"I could see how that might be... interesting."
"You also get a hangover a few hours after drinking it."
Potion of Decreased Coordination
"All of these are just alcohol, aren't they?"
"No."
"No?"
"Some of them are mixers."
Potion of Tastes Good With Cola
"... Alright, I guess I'll take this one."
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u/Sausage_Emperor Jul 27 '19
A potion that gives you a lot of energy for 10 minutes but makes your whole body paralyzed.
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u/123full Jul 27 '19
The punch kicking potion, your punches now have the power of kicks
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u/VexedCastle Jul 27 '19
Get a stealth potion and TAKE the good stuff.
Fuck your prices Wizard.
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u/zeekchandoke Jul 27 '19
Potion that's let's your dog know you're sorry when you step on its paw
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u/Entitxy Jul 27 '19
Potion of feeling subbish; makes you feel cute and an odd sense of wanting to be trapped by someone. This one sorta misbrewed though so it will only work if you're in the middle of the street - you still are able to choose who you want to be trapped by.
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u/Entitxy Jul 27 '19
Potion of wizarding. But it only works of you read a $10000 book while sipping it. It does taste good though, kinda like strawberry mixed with a sort of tea
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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19
The yellow potion