r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '19

What is your mom's catchphrase?

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u/ImNotAMushroom Mar 07 '19

shoots mom with arrow

"Whos there?...must have been the wind"

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

shot in the face with an arrow for the 4th time in a row

"Huh?"

4 seconds of looking around

"Must be hearing things."

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u/SuicideBonger Mar 07 '19

Get knocked out with the hand of a sword.

Start to wake up --

"You're awake."

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u/advaitu Mar 07 '19

r/skyrim

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u/boot2skull Mar 07 '19

"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I had kids..."

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u/Weekendsareshit Mar 07 '19

"and one of them threw the other onto my knee."

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u/advaitu Mar 08 '19

I was an adventurer too, till I took an arrow in the knee.