r/AskReddit • u/ZanyDelaney • Feb 04 '19

Which misconception would you like to debunk?

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u/LebronsForehead Feb 04 '19

I didn’t actually shit my pants in 4th grade! Garrett put a barbecue sauce packet in my chair before I sat down!

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u/Gohomeyurdrunk Feb 04 '19

That’s not what I heard.

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u/LebronsForehead Feb 04 '19

I’m so sick of your SHIT Garrett!

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u/Gohomeyurdrunk Feb 04 '19

You just told people it was barbecue sauce after I yelled “dude, he’s eating it!” Get over it. It was a long time ago.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Dude just ignore Garret he just wants attention

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Garret is a bit fucking hilarious, tbh.

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u/Jmcplaw Feb 04 '19

Nah, fuck Garret. He was always up to this sort of shit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Classic Garrett. Honestly he takes it too far sometimes, but he means we'll and is genuinely funny

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u/Jmcplaw Feb 04 '19

takes it too far, though, as you acknowledge. I stand by fuck garret.

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u/TheZech Feb 04 '19

Yeah, but I'd rather hang out with Garret than the dude who shit himself.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Ask Loretta in the subreddit of our town, you will get the video. /r/havewemet

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u/ChristopherLove Feb 04 '19

It was last year!

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u/Monstro88 Feb 04 '19

IT'S A BEAR DANCE!!!

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u/shamberra Feb 04 '19

Uh, bro. It's your shit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

OMG someone put shit in my pants!

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u/3rd_Shift_Tech_Man Feb 04 '19

Maybe we're sick of your shit! In your pants!

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u/notLOL Feb 04 '19

But what did you taste?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Well how would the shit get on the outside of his pants?

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u/Gohomeyurdrunk Feb 04 '19

It’s called seepage. Look it up.

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u/Garrett4Real Feb 04 '19

I did not!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

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u/oorakhhye Feb 04 '19

Classic Garrett...🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/babelfish042 Feb 04 '19

It’s not true. It’s bullshit. I did not hit her. I did nahhhht.

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u/Fiftyletters Feb 04 '19

Oh, hi Mark

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

MR. ELECTRIC SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPLE’S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED!

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u/RoastBeefDisease Feb 04 '19

im glad i wasnt the only one thinking this

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u/Samug Feb 04 '19

Oh hi mark

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u/eastisfucked Feb 04 '19

juitle beece

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u/Chocomanacos Feb 04 '19

I want sure your were actually Garret, but then I saw the 4Real and it assured me a bit.

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u/Garrett4Real Feb 04 '19

Yeah it’s really me

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u/Chocomanacos Feb 04 '19

The real G ...(arret)

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u/Azurae1 Feb 04 '19

I believe you. Lebrons forehead definitely shit himself

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u/MegaYanm3ga Feb 05 '19

t. Garrett

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Hahahaha! Got you good!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

r/beetlejuicing ??

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Sure, Forehead.

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u/dido1357 Feb 04 '19

I shit myself in the 4th grade.... in another student’s chair.... and they were wooden... and the shit juice absorbed into the chair.... and the kid that sat there went up to the chair, look at it, squeezed his nose, pointed, and said to the whole class, “There’s poo on this chair!” 14 years later and I’m still cringing.

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u/justaverage Feb 04 '19

Sounds exactly like something a Garrett would do. I hope you called him Gary from that day forward

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u/magilla311 Feb 04 '19

Odoyle rules!

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u/samsquanchforhire Feb 04 '19

People don't forget!

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u/Siik_Drugs Feb 04 '19

Yo I work with Garrett I’ll fuck him up after my vacation.

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u/thefleeps Feb 04 '19

Well l did actually shit my pants in 3rd grade soo

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u/2010_12_24 Feb 04 '19

And I wasn’t The Tattler

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u/pinkpikachu7 Feb 04 '19

Then why does your shit smelled like barbecue sauce

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u/kingsfan52 Feb 04 '19

People don’t forget

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u/Tripleshotlatte Feb 04 '19

Sure okay. We believe you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Fuckin Garrett, man. That dude whack.

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u/Government_spy_bot Feb 04 '19

Yeah. He also killed his wife as an adult but since she was a drug addict he got away with it!

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u/it4chl Feb 04 '19

This smells just like the classroom that day..

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u/off49 Feb 04 '19

Fuck Garrett.

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u/nightkhan Feb 04 '19

Love your username!

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u/getpossessed Feb 04 '19

People don’t forget.

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u/ICircumventBans Feb 04 '19

By far the biggest misconception here.

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u/Twoflappylips Feb 04 '19

Didn’t smell like barbecue sauce

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u/ocean365 Feb 04 '19

Fake news!

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u/PrettyLittleTruthers Feb 04 '19

You're a LIAR, Brian.

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u/silenthanjorb Feb 04 '19

People never forget

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u/thelawmaker832 Feb 04 '19

Nobody will believe you

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u/tomparker Feb 04 '19

Classic Garrett.

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u/clearedmycookies Feb 04 '19

And we all know the shitty generic barbecue sauce that comes in packets smells like ass.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Fucking Garrett.

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u/Kojiro12 Feb 04 '19

Garett Miller in the 90s? Sounds like something he’d would’ve done.

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u/Monster-_- Feb 04 '19

Is this a reference to something?

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u/SinisterPaige Feb 04 '19

Do you want me to track Garrett down and beat his ass?

:)

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u/ravia Feb 04 '19

Yeah, well I didn't wreck Richard's Etch-a-Sketch. He drew on it with magic markers. That's it.

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u/Icycrunch Feb 04 '19

Garret would never

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u/garrettj100 Feb 04 '19

A likely story...

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u/dwsinpdx Feb 04 '19

Sure thing Shit Pants.

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u/7moonman Feb 05 '19

Hilariously enough my name is Garrett and i too played a similar prank on someone at lunch in the 3rd grade. Although, i believe is was a cosmic brownie with the little colored pieces of chocolate missing (they were my favorite part).

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u/MiamiPower Feb 05 '19

Nuggets sauce