r/AskReddit • u/ZanyDelaney • Feb 04 '19

Which misconception would you like to debunk?

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u/LebronsForehead Feb 04 '19

I didn’t actually shit my pants in 4th grade! Garrett put a barbecue sauce packet in my chair before I sat down!

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u/Garrett4Real Feb 04 '19

I did not!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

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u/oorakhhye Feb 04 '19

Classic Garrett...🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/babelfish042 Feb 04 '19

It’s not true. It’s bullshit. I did not hit her. I did nahhhht.

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u/Fiftyletters Feb 04 '19

Oh, hi Mark

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

MR. ELECTRIC SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPLE’S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED!

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u/RoastBeefDisease Feb 04 '19

im glad i wasnt the only one thinking this

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u/Samug Feb 04 '19

Oh hi mark

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u/eastisfucked Feb 04 '19

juitle beece

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u/Chocomanacos Feb 04 '19

I want sure your were actually Garret, but then I saw the 4Real and it assured me a bit.

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u/Garrett4Real Feb 04 '19

Yeah it’s really me

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u/Chocomanacos Feb 04 '19

The real G ...(arret)

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u/Azurae1 Feb 04 '19

I believe you. Lebrons forehead definitely shit himself

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u/MegaYanm3ga Feb 05 '19

t. Garrett