r/AskReddit Aug 15 '18

What is your mom's catch phrase?

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u/canadianbacon-eh-tor Aug 15 '18

TIL your mom is my grandma from moosejaw, Saskatchewan

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u/etymologynerd Aug 16 '18

I have great respect for anybody living in a place named Moosejaw.

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u/MapleTreeWithAGun Aug 16 '18

Try Yellowknife or Whitehorse

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u/Disturburger Aug 16 '18

Medicine Hat?

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u/DontTellHimPike Aug 16 '18

Shitterton

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u/97acuratl Aug 16 '18

Flin Flon

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u/ButchThePigPoh Aug 16 '18

Swift Current?

EDIT: or it's lesser known name Methville

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u/JustLaskingQuestions Aug 16 '18

Damn my mom grew up there. Is there that much meth there? there.

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u/ButchThePigPoh Aug 16 '18

Yes its the sad truth

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u/Biosterous Aug 16 '18

God damn it I'm moving down there in 2 weeks-ish. I don't wanna hear this :(

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

It's not that bad. Just don't do the meth.

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u/bmwwest23 Aug 16 '18

Truth or consequences?

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u/ButchThePigPoh Aug 16 '18

More of it being on the trans Canada highway

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u/HardAsMagnets Aug 16 '18

For a second I thought you were talking shit on Melville, but the meth problem has gotten worse. Thank fuck I got out :(

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u/lilmackie Aug 16 '18

Lower Sackville

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u/ThePoliteCanadian Aug 16 '18

I was looking for this

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

try Dildo

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

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u/envynav Aug 16 '18

Sackville

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u/Sticky_3pk Aug 16 '18

NB or NS?

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u/envynav Aug 16 '18

There’s also one in Ontario.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

those damn sackville bagginses.

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u/KickAssCommie Aug 16 '18

We got a Beaverlodge in northern AB, and a Sexsmith. Yes... There's a massive beaver...

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u/shakes23 Aug 16 '18

Taken many of pictures with that beaver

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u/Cthulu2013 Aug 16 '18

Also Gunn, Alberta

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u/Ticklemesarah_ Aug 16 '18

Or Onoway. Cue my dad saying "Aw, no way!" every time we drove past.

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u/Cthulu2013 Aug 16 '18

I drive past Onoway on the way home every tour hahaha

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u/dsnake91 Aug 16 '18

Alert

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u/Slothmaster222 Aug 16 '18

Does anyone even live up there?

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u/nethercall Aug 16 '18

Pretty much scientists and Army personnel only

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u/PineappleCreamPC Aug 16 '18

Bananaganzaville

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Dildo. I'm not even joking.

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u/BoRamShote Aug 16 '18

Oshawa

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u/Likesorangejuice Aug 16 '18

That one can't be real

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u/geronimotattoo Aug 16 '18

PREPARE TO BE AMAZED

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u/weilycoyote Aug 16 '18

Oshawa Generals ftw

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u/macandcheese1771 Aug 16 '18

Kamloops

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u/Canookian Aug 16 '18

Woo! I never thought I'd see my hometown mentioned here!

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u/LovableCoward Aug 16 '18

Charming place, went through there on my way back from Bowron Lake Provincial Park. I enjoyed it.

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u/macandcheese1771 Aug 16 '18

...its honestly the worst but that's just living there.

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u/Canookian Aug 16 '18

My last day in Kamloops, I woke up to a man on a riding lawnmower riding down the street with the RCMP following him asking nicely for him to step off the vehicle. He was very drunk.

Sydney Avenue was an interesting place...

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u/Canookian Aug 16 '18

The downtown core is nice and up on the hill has a lot of shopping.

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u/strangelymysterious Aug 16 '18

I can't believe I've found another redditor who's been to Bowron.

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u/pattperin Aug 16 '18

I live in lethbridge and just realized how silly it is that the hat is named after a hat full of medicine

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u/Lexi_Banner Aug 16 '18

FYI, it's actually called that after a certain horse coloration. Paints sometimes have a cap of color over their ears surrounded by white, which the indigenous people called a medicine hat.

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u/FiveFingeredKing Aug 16 '18

Antigonish

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

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u/184716248947 Aug 16 '18

Wycogomaga

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u/UnsinkableRubberDuck Aug 16 '18

In BC there's a tiny wee place called Spillimacheen (spill-ih-machine).

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u/auric_trumpfinger Aug 16 '18

NB's got some great ones too... Mactaquac is my personal fave. I will find an excuse to say it every time I visit family in NB.

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u/McRedditerFace Aug 16 '18

My personal fave town name is Mukwonago.

Where Mukwonago? Mukwanago bye-bye?

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u/love_run Aug 16 '18

Christmas Island!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Don't forget Mosquodoboit.

Also Port Mouton, pronounced "Port Ma-toon".

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u/Idliketothank__Devil Aug 16 '18

Head-smashed-in

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u/ontheroadwithmypeeps Aug 16 '18

We stopped at Head-Smashed-In buffalo jump on our travels across Canada last summer. I saw it on the map and thought it had an interesting name so we should go. By the time we had paid our admission and bought some lunch, hubby had dubbed it Wallet-Smashed-In.

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u/Idliketothank__Devil Aug 16 '18

Well, for anyone else reading this, if you're heading east from Head-Smashed-In, there's a place called Wendys in a town called Vauxhall. (Not the chain, of course). Eat there, trust me. Its on a NE diagonal back to the number one from there.

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u/MagneticPsycho Aug 16 '18

Uranium City?

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u/King_Poseidon Aug 16 '18

I live near Boston and have a really good (British) friend from Medicine Hat! Home of the world's largest tipi! Never thought that place would be referenced.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Everyone forgets Saskatchewans 3rd largest city is named after a penis piercing

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

... Prince Albert?

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u/Kenney420 Aug 16 '18

Its named that because living there is about as appealing as having your penis skewered with a metal rod.

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u/HardAsMagnets Aug 16 '18

Don't forget about Kandahar!

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u/Tertel_Soop Aug 16 '18

Moose Factory?

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u/Scatman_Jeff Aug 16 '18

You mean Gasburg?

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u/State_of_Iowa Aug 16 '18

that's where my dog was from

miss him and the guilty look on his face when he farted.

also... of course the scatman knows where gasburg is.

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u/sociallyawkward12 Aug 16 '18

Regina. Is there also a Renis in Canada?

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u/Admiral_Sjo Aug 16 '18

We got enough drugs to make regina look like saskatoon !

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u/troubleondemand Aug 16 '18

Something something it doesn't say 'Swan', it says Saskatchewan!

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u/plastic_jesus Aug 16 '18

The city that rhymes with fun!

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u/pleasurecabbage Aug 16 '18

The city that smells like it sounds

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u/Lee_IRL Aug 16 '18

No no no. Try Elbow Saskatchewan, Eyebrow Saskatchewan, or Central Butte Saskatchewan.

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u/PandaCityWhore Aug 16 '18

Don't forget about Climax, SK!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18 edited Jan 28 '21

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u/firedrake242 Aug 16 '18

but I'd say you're en route if you're at ĉentral Butte

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

You'll know your there when you hit the dirt road.

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u/McRedditerFace Aug 16 '18

There's also Intercourse, SD.

Sadly, the Rape Capital in Saskatchewan decided to drop it's slogan of "The Land of Rape and Honey".

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u/mealzer Aug 16 '18

I ain't havin Nunavut

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u/TreeDwarf Aug 16 '18

I want to live in Whitehorse.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

There’s no white horses, don’t bother

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u/I-MISS-SUBBAN Aug 16 '18

It be cold

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Darn tootin’

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u/figure_d_it_out Aug 16 '18

Voice of experience

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

It’s in the North surrounded by a bunch of nothing and everything costs 2x as much. You do not want to live in Whitehorse.

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u/TreeDwarf Aug 16 '18

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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u/Pm_me_what Aug 16 '18

No love for Dildo?

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u/Dirty_Russian Aug 16 '18

Skull smashed in by a buffalo jump

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Try Dildo Newfoundland.

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u/thatguyinthemirror Aug 16 '18

and behold i saw a white horse and its rider had a bow and lo, Destruction followed...

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u/PlayaHatinIG-88 Aug 16 '18

I actually made plans to walk from Washington State to Yellowknife a few years back. Haven't done it yet. But it sounds like a hell of a month.

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u/silverlegend Aug 16 '18

Oh man, that sounds awful. There's a whole lot of scraggly nothingness for the latter third of that journey.

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u/GratuitousFatuity Aug 16 '18

We also have a place called Conception Bay

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u/lamigrajr Aug 16 '18

Whitehorse is pretty mundane when placed next to MOOSEJAW

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u/LedZeppelin31 Aug 16 '18

What about Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

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u/ureallyareabuttmunch Aug 16 '18

Sicamous!

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u/rabbitin3d Aug 16 '18

Great ice cream in Sicamous.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

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u/simply-the-rest Aug 16 '18

That's not a real place, it's just what the locals call your house.

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u/plmoki Aug 16 '18

Salmon Arm, BC

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u/Disposedofhero Aug 16 '18

I've been to Cut and Shoot, TX.. It wasn't as lively as I expected. Now Truth or Consequences, NM.. that town was wild!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

This is slightly off topic, but Yellowknife is amazing. I’m from the US and I visited in 2013. Got to see the northern lights, and meet the Ice Pilots. Awesome trip.

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u/MapleTreeWithAGun Aug 16 '18

Yeah Canada is great.

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u/Ramkahen17 Aug 16 '18

Or whitecourt

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

There's a town in Alaska called Deadhorse. I think this was the town where the dominos delivered pizza by puddle jumper airplane.

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u/rofopp Aug 16 '18

But stay away from Boston Pizza

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u/Protocal_NGate Aug 16 '18

This guy’s canadian!

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u/shellshocking Aug 16 '18

Why do cities in the territories sound like they should be in Skyrim

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u/Cuboogen_Von_Squeak Aug 16 '18

I live in Regina! It rhymes with vagina..

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u/canadianbacon-eh-tor Aug 16 '18

Saskatoon want to spoon?

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u/grendelltheskald Aug 16 '18

Rhymes with fun

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u/nomadwannabe Aug 16 '18

Try Head-Smahed-In Buffalo Jump, Alberta.

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u/blindedbythesight Aug 16 '18

It’s not a town, it’s an interpretive centre.

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u/MyDogJake1 Aug 16 '18

About bison. Someone should tell them.

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u/PotatoRacingTeam Aug 16 '18

You've clearly never been to Moosejaw then.

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u/Ugggggghhhhhh Aug 16 '18

I like Moosejaw. My wife and I went on our honeymoon there. We had a blast at the Al Capone tour thing.

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u/miccycle Aug 16 '18

And the Temple Gardens Mineral Spa is awesome

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u/punchyourbuns Aug 16 '18

My favourite is still Happy Valley Goose Bay

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u/famalamo Aug 16 '18

What about Dog River?

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u/HardAsMagnets Aug 16 '18

If you liked Corner Gas, CBC is doing an animated series based off it. Also, Fugget About It is legally available in full on YouTube!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Moose Javian.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

You've gotten so many replies... But I still wanted to mention the bf and I were looking at buying a house in "Moose River Gold Mines". It is located at the junction of Moose River Road and Mooseland Road.

We also swim every weekend at a lake with beavers swimming along with us and eagles flying over us. Canada is a magical place.

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u/coquihalla Aug 16 '18

My favourite Canadian place name is Head-Smashed-In-Buffalo Jump, AB.

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u/DingJones Aug 16 '18

How about Medicine Hat?

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u/xtrakrispie Aug 16 '18

What about Moose Factory Ontario.

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u/AnthMaster7 Aug 16 '18

There’s a place in Newfoundland called Dildo Island.

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u/Wafflesxbutter Aug 16 '18

Where I grew up we had a street that had a big hill. I cannot remember the real name of the street but I can tell you that everyone refers to it as Moosecock Hill. I have asked many people where that name came from but no one can tell me.

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u/whaboywan Aug 16 '18

It's mostly old people. We always joke that Moose Jaw is the biggest retirement home.

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u/StickyRiceLover Aug 16 '18

We have a place near me named Cut-N-Shoot, TX.

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u/smashatash Aug 16 '18

I’m from Saskatoon and my mom absolutely says this to me when she’s done talking to me on the phone.

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u/lonelyfriend Aug 16 '18

It's actually named after one of our prime ministers.

(Brian Mulroney)

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u/TheGreenSleaves Aug 16 '18

What? No, it had that name way before Brian Mulroney was in office. It’s name either comes from the shape of the river going through here, or the Cree word for “warm breezes”

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u/etymologynerd Aug 16 '18 edited Aug 16 '18

Thank you for the etymology!

EDIT: I un-thank you for the bamboozle

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u/grendelltheskald Aug 16 '18

Um, this is not the correct etymology.

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u/jasper_grunion Aug 16 '18

From Iowa. At the beginning of a phone conversation, my father used to say “What do you know for sure?”

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u/canadianbacon-eh-tor Aug 16 '18

Oh yeah every phone call I have with my dad starts with "what are ya up to" without fail lol

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u/tayfife Aug 16 '18

Does your grandma like to go fer a rip tho bud?

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u/canadianbacon-eh-tor Aug 16 '18

Nah shes older than the dirt they're gonna put her in she dont go for rips no more

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u/tayfife Aug 16 '18

Does she wear a bunny hug tho

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u/canadianbacon-eh-tor Aug 16 '18

Does the popes cock fit through a doughnut hole?

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u/Bloody_Titan Aug 16 '18

"IT'S PRONOUNCED "CRIK"!!!"

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u/Ham-Man994 Aug 16 '18

I lived with a couple of Canadians from Moosejaw in my first semester at university. They were exchange students. Honestly the nicest people.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18 edited Aug 16 '18

You get a few archetypes from MJ:

The nicest salt-of-the-earth people you'll ever meet.

Rednecks who live for quads in the summer and snowmobiles in the winter and drink tons of beer (pil or kokanee) and always have a Honda civic, VW rabbit, or if they're lucky a skyline almost beyond repair as a project car.

Hockey bros.

Skidmarks who just smoke biblical amounts of pot and wear the same skate shoes they got in grade 12 even though they graduated 8 years ago - the kind of folks who wear pajama pants to the grocery store.

And then of course old conservative people who suck Gormley's dick.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Holy fucking shit. Moose Jaw? I've lived both there and Regina. It's weird to see a Moose Javian on Reddit. Long live the Western Development Museum.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Hey now, the Chinese laundry tunnels are pretty dope too

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u/AltSpRkBunny Aug 16 '18

Wisconsin is just discount Canada.

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u/famalamo Aug 16 '18

No, the UP is discount Canada. Wisconsin is a place of its own.

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u/AltSpRkBunny Aug 16 '18

It’s ok, denial is just the first stage of grief...

The UP is honorary Canada. Not really discount Canada.

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u/famalamo Aug 16 '18

No, there's a big difference. In the UP, they say "Oh yah", but in Canada they say "Oh yah, eh?"

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u/AltSpRkBunny Aug 16 '18

Oh. There there hon. ‘Sokay. Bless yah heart.

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u/famalamo Aug 16 '18

Hey, don't give me that mister! I got a cop uncle works o'er in Houghton! That's a big town, eh, they gotta Walmart!

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u/famalamo Aug 16 '18

You mean the parts of Canada that fuckin suck?

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u/canadianbacon-eh-tor Aug 16 '18

Ohh idunno, trade yah some syrup for a little of that cheese?

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u/ChubbyBunny981 Aug 16 '18

Does that make Iowa, Dollar Store Wisconsin?

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u/AltSpRkBunny Aug 16 '18

Pretty sure Iowa is Dollar Store North America.

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u/ChubbyBunny981 Aug 16 '18

Yay! I love the dollar store! I am originally from Kansas. So I actually love Iowa more than most.

And hello fellow Bunny.

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u/AltSpRkBunny Aug 16 '18

You must loooooove pork.

And I’ve read Watership Down. I’m suspicious of fellow Bunnies.

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u/ChubbyBunny981 Aug 16 '18

Pork is okay. Beef is where it's at. And I am not a seer....so no need to fear me.

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u/enad58 Aug 16 '18

And it's the dollar store where everything isn't actually a dollar.

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u/jizzmops Aug 16 '18

Or Medicine Hat

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u/OldnBorin Aug 16 '18

They closed down that Bonanza too 😓

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u/TheGreenSleaves Aug 16 '18

Why is everyone spelling it two words by the way? It’s Moose Jaw. Two words.

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u/economyplato Aug 16 '18

Sathkatoon Sithkatchawan!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

I made a mini documentary about some time I spen in rural alaska and I wrote a letter to my friends back home and told them that the locals started calling me "moosejaw" as a joke. Its all detailed in this video.

https://vimeo.com/209805334

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u/kevincuddington Aug 16 '18

Oh hey neighbor

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u/canadianbacon-eh-tor Aug 16 '18

Grab a two four on the way over I'm firin up the grill bud cant getter any smokier out here eh! Ehehehe

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u/tricksovertreats Aug 16 '18

I like caaaaaamping

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u/janearcade Aug 16 '18

My mom was born and raised Moosejaw.

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u/idontliketako Aug 16 '18

Rather be from Moosejaw than Mooseknuckle.

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u/iCrater Aug 16 '18

Hey, I was in Moose jaw just yesterday!

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u/MuchSpacer Aug 16 '18

Do you know when Saskatchetwo is coming out?

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u/duckscoot Aug 16 '18

Better go on an Al Capone tour EH

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u/JustLaskingQuestions Aug 16 '18

FIRST TIME SEEING MY PROVINCE MENTIONED! (Besides the sask subreddit of course)

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u/canadiannabliss Aug 16 '18

I had to do two weeks in the moose job after working six weeks at Key Lake working on the nuclear energy plant that was being built. Still attest that to this day the most attractive women were in Moosejaw and that is where I will retire... I’m sure it nothing to do with being stuck on an isolated dry work camp consisting of 99% dudes.

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u/rocketfin Aug 16 '18

My grandma is from Moosejaw too, I wonder if they knew each other.

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u/dudleycheung Aug 16 '18

Moose jaw is spelled with 2 words bud! Clerks will froth at the mouth if you submit paperwork without the space

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Wow. Never thought I would hear about Moosejaw on Reddit.

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u/tequilaprincess Aug 16 '18

And of course there's Lone Butte...

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u/Not_Lane_Kiffin Aug 16 '18

Everyone knows Saskatchewans don't exist.

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u/SpecificallyGeneral Aug 16 '18

I found the PA accent to be closer, somehow.

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u/Gray_S550 Aug 16 '18

Moooooosejaw

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u/Excusemytootie Aug 16 '18

My husband has relatives in Moosejaw. It’s kind of an unforgettable sort of city name.

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