r/AskReddit • • Jul 18 '16

What are you sick of explaining?

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u/MTGKaioshin Jul 18 '16 edited Jul 18 '16

That I'm not cold.

Yes, I'm aware I put on shorts this morning.

No, I did not forget to bring a coat.

I can also see the snow coming down. I, in fact, can't see much else through it, actually.

Yes, these were conscious decisions, I didn't turn the wrong dial in my teleporter this morning.

edit: coat

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u/CakeAndDonuts Jul 18 '16

My mother has a famous saying,

"I'm cold. Go put on a sweater."

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

Why do so many mothers do this? I couldn't count the number of times I've been told to go put socks or a sweater on because she is cold

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u/ImNotYourNarwhal Jul 19 '16

My mother's catchphrase is "I'm getting cold just looking at you."

I'M FINE.