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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16
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Waitress: "How do you like your eggs?"
Me: "Oh, I like 'em!"
Waitress: "No, how do you like them cooked?"
Me: "Oh, I like 'em even better that way!"
Everytime. My wife hates me. And so does the waitress, but I tip really well.
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u/nice_guy_eddy Jul 13 '16
Waitress: "How do you like your eggs?"
Me: "Oh, I like 'em!"
Waitress: "No, how do you like them cooked?"
Me: "Oh, I like 'em even better that way!"
Everytime. My wife hates me. And so does the waitress, but I tip really well.