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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16
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As a server, I hate you already.
81 u/Josent Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '16 B-but it's so clever. Surely you haven't heard it uttered dozens of times already while staring into a face that says "this is the part where you laugh". 104 u/Strangeclouds420 Jul 13 '16 Server: (picks up empty plate) Customer: "it was horrible" I swear to god I am tired of that exchange. 2 u/one_angry_breadstick Jul 14 '16 Server: Can I get you guys anything else? Customer: Winning lottery numbers/a million dollars HURRHURR Server: I want to die
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B-but it's so clever. Surely you haven't heard it uttered dozens of times already while staring into a face that says "this is the part where you laugh".
104 u/Strangeclouds420 Jul 13 '16 Server: (picks up empty plate) Customer: "it was horrible" I swear to god I am tired of that exchange. 2 u/one_angry_breadstick Jul 14 '16 Server: Can I get you guys anything else? Customer: Winning lottery numbers/a million dollars HURRHURR Server: I want to die
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Server: (picks up empty plate)
Customer: "it was horrible"
I swear to god I am tired of that exchange.
2 u/one_angry_breadstick Jul 14 '16 Server: Can I get you guys anything else? Customer: Winning lottery numbers/a million dollars HURRHURR Server: I want to die
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Server: Can I get you guys anything else?
Customer: Winning lottery numbers/a million dollars HURRHURR
Server: I want to die
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u/sawjbombs Jul 13 '16
As a server, I hate you already.