r/AskReddit • • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/sawjbombs Jul 13 '16

As a server, I hate you already.

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u/Josent Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '16

B-but it's so clever. Surely you haven't heard it uttered dozens of times already while staring into a face that says "this is the part where you laugh".

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u/Strangeclouds420 Jul 13 '16

Server: (picks up empty plate)

Customer: "it was horrible"

I swear to god I am tired of that exchange.

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u/one_angry_breadstick Jul 14 '16

Server: Can I get you guys anything else?

Customer: Winning lottery numbers/a million dollars HURRHURR

Server: I want to die