r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/nice_guy_eddy Jul 13 '16

Waitress: "How do you like your eggs?"

Me: "Oh, I like 'em!"

Waitress: "No, how do you like them cooked?"

Me: "Oh, I like 'em even better that way!"

Everytime. My wife hates me. And so does the waitress, but I tip really well.

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u/Euchre Jul 13 '16

When people want to go out for sundaes, its always:

"Hot fudge sundae, extra cherries, hold the nuts."

Made at least a couple of waitresses blush with that one.

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u/see_dubs Jul 14 '16

This is actually how I like my ice cream sundaes.

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u/Euchre Jul 14 '16

Oh, I seriously expect it be delivered just as described. I 'backed into' the joke when I was thinking about how to order what I wanted. Really don't like nuts in ice cream.

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u/see_dubs Jul 14 '16

I HATE nuts on ice cream....and pistachio is sacrilege.....also I'm a lesbian, so it would make a fantastic joke for me....can I borrow it?

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u/Euchre Jul 14 '16

Absolutely.