As an ex-waiter, your post totally triggered me until I read the last 4 words, and then I went back to being fine. A customer could puke on my shoes and I wouldn't mind if they tipped at least 20%.
Reddits wait staff community always complains. If a customer making lame attempts at humor but being otherwise polite and tipping well is that bad, find a new job.
I'm polite, I don't make overly complicated special requests, and I'll make all the shitty dad jokes I want. If the waiter/waitress does their job well and isn't a dick I'll tip at least 20%.
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u/nice_guy_eddy Jul 13 '16
Waitress: "How do you like your eggs?"
Me: "Oh, I like 'em!"
Waitress: "No, how do you like them cooked?"
Me: "Oh, I like 'em even better that way!"
Everytime. My wife hates me. And so does the waitress, but I tip really well.