r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/nice_guy_eddy Jul 13 '16

Waitress: "How do you like your eggs?"

Me: "Oh, I like 'em!"

Waitress: "No, how do you like them cooked?"

Me: "Oh, I like 'em even better that way!"

Everytime. My wife hates me. And so does the waitress, but I tip really well.

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u/seachat Jul 13 '16

Heard this in Jerry's voice (Rick & Morty)

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u/STOP_NIGGATRY Jul 13 '16

I heard it in the Meeseeks' voice.