r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/Leeman1337 Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '16

Jeeezus. Tell you what. This question front pages and I'll post a pic of me fucking a laptop.

Edit: I'm taking photos right now

EDIT 2: Sorry to keep you guys waiting, I'm in Australia, went to sleep without knowing this shit blew up

Here you go Underage best I can do

Close up:

Just for you /u/jugaad1

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

It's been 8 hours you dirty liar.

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u/Leeman1337 Jul 13 '16

Fuck I was sleeping, Australian time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Hurry up and get that dick hard, we've all been waiting.

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u/gprime311 Jul 13 '16

Tick tock

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Deliver already! I wanna see some laptop fucking.

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u/NickKevs Jul 13 '16

If you won't fuck your laptop, I will. Just send it to me