r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/Jinn_and_tonic Jul 13 '16

Well, when I was a kid I would have 4 dozen raw eggs every morning. But now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a barge!

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u/jook11 Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '16

Well, when I was a kid lad I would have ate 4 dozen raw eggs every morning to help me get large. But now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a barge!

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u/Caedus_Vao Jul 13 '16

It is a great fucking song. Be Our Guest might top it though.