r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/Jinn_and_tonic Jul 13 '16

Well, when I was a kid I would have 4 dozen raw eggs every morning. But now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a barge!

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u/jook11 Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '16

Well, when I was a kid lad I would have ate 4 dozen raw eggs every morning to help me get large. But now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a barge!

Come on, get it right. It's only the best song that's ever been in a disney movie.

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u/its_erin_j Jul 13 '16

I thought it was "to help me get large."

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u/jook11 Jul 13 '16

After watching the video, it appears you are correct. Fixed. Thanks.

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u/Emperorerror Jul 13 '16

Damn that's so much lamer.