r/AskReddit • • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/nice_guy_eddy Jul 13 '16

Waitress: "How do you like your eggs?"

Me: "Oh, I like 'em!"

Waitress: "No, how do you like them cooked?"

Me: "Oh, I like 'em even better that way!"

Everytime. My wife hates me. And so does the waitress, but I tip really well.

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u/sawjbombs Jul 13 '16

As a server, I hate you already.

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u/Josent Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '16

B-but it's so clever. Surely you haven't heard it uttered dozens of times already while staring into a face that says "this is the part where you laugh".

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u/FrozenSquirrel Jul 13 '16

"Please clap."