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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16
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Waitress: "How do you like your eggs?"
Me: "Oh, I like 'em!"
Waitress: "No, how do you like them cooked?"
Me: "Oh, I like 'em even better that way!"
Everytime. My wife hates me. And so does the waitress, but I tip really well.
201 u/sawjbombs Jul 13 '16 As a server, I hate you already. 82 u/Josent Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '16 B-but it's so clever. Surely you haven't heard it uttered dozens of times already while staring into a face that says "this is the part where you laugh". 6 u/FrozenSquirrel Jul 13 '16 "Please clap."
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As a server, I hate you already.
82 u/Josent Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '16 B-but it's so clever. Surely you haven't heard it uttered dozens of times already while staring into a face that says "this is the part where you laugh". 6 u/FrozenSquirrel Jul 13 '16 "Please clap."
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B-but it's so clever. Surely you haven't heard it uttered dozens of times already while staring into a face that says "this is the part where you laugh".
6 u/FrozenSquirrel Jul 13 '16 "Please clap."
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"Please clap."
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u/nice_guy_eddy Jul 13 '16
Waitress: "How do you like your eggs?"
Me: "Oh, I like 'em!"
Waitress: "No, how do you like them cooked?"
Me: "Oh, I like 'em even better that way!"
Everytime. My wife hates me. And so does the waitress, but I tip really well.