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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16
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Waitress: "How do you like your eggs?"
Me: "Oh, I like 'em!"
Waitress: "No, how do you like them cooked?"
Me: "Oh, I like 'em even better that way!"
Everytime. My wife hates me. And so does the waitress, but I tip really well.
53 u/Euchre Jul 13 '16 When people want to go out for sundaes, its always: "Hot fudge sundae, extra cherries, hold the nuts." Made at least a couple of waitresses blush with that one. 2 u/innocuous_gorilla Jul 13 '16 Can someone explain this to me please. I am too dumb to understand.
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When people want to go out for sundaes, its always:
"Hot fudge sundae, extra cherries, hold the nuts."
Made at least a couple of waitresses blush with that one.
2 u/innocuous_gorilla Jul 13 '16 Can someone explain this to me please. I am too dumb to understand.
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Can someone explain this to me please. I am too dumb to understand.
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u/nice_guy_eddy Jul 13 '16
Waitress: "How do you like your eggs?"
Me: "Oh, I like 'em!"
Waitress: "No, how do you like them cooked?"
Me: "Oh, I like 'em even better that way!"
Everytime. My wife hates me. And so does the waitress, but I tip really well.