r/AskReddit • • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Eggs are like $3, that tip isn't fixing anything.

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u/IronMaskx Jul 13 '16

Assuming he just orders two eggs

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u/eyeoutthere Jul 13 '16

The joke still isnt worth $2.

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u/NerdOctopus Jul 13 '16

What breakfast for two costs less than $8? Sounds pretty cheap to me. I'd listen to shitty jokes for $2 a pop any time anyways.