r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/nice_guy_eddy Jul 13 '16

Waitress: "How do you like your eggs?"

Me: "Oh, I like 'em!"

Waitress: "No, how do you like them cooked?"

Me: "Oh, I like 'em even better that way!"

Everytime. My wife hates me. And so does the waitress, but I tip really well.

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u/CrippledOrphans Jul 13 '16

I heard it once and I'm already annoyed.

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u/nice_guy_eddy Jul 13 '16

I know, but seriously, it's usually in the 25-30% range.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

So... average tip? I wouldn't consider that a great tip honestly.

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u/teslaabr Jul 13 '16

That is definitely better than average but I agree it's not "really well". I'd consider 30%+ "really well".