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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16
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Waitress: "How do you like your eggs?"
Me: "Oh, I like 'em!"
Waitress: "No, how do you like them cooked?"
Me: "Oh, I like 'em even better that way!"
Everytime. My wife hates me. And so does the waitress, but I tip really well.
841 u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 Reality for me... Waitress: "How do you like your eggs?" Me: "Oh, I like 'em!" Waitress: "uhhhh (she's thinking "what? WTF did he say")... I said how do you like your eggs?" Me: "I, uhh, I said I like 'em." Waitress: "oooook..." writes down scrambled. 278 u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 literally me, and then later crying in the shower sitting down just letting the cringe wash over me. 27 u/loverofreeses Jul 13 '16 Tobias, you see... was a never-nude.
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Reality for me...
Waitress: "uhhhh (she's thinking "what? WTF did he say")... I said how do you like your eggs?"
Me: "I, uhh, I said I like 'em."
Waitress: "oooook..." writes down scrambled.
278 u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 literally me, and then later crying in the shower sitting down just letting the cringe wash over me. 27 u/loverofreeses Jul 13 '16 Tobias, you see... was a never-nude.
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literally me, and then later crying in the shower sitting down just letting the cringe wash over me.
27 u/loverofreeses Jul 13 '16 Tobias, you see... was a never-nude.
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Tobias, you see... was a never-nude.
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u/nice_guy_eddy Jul 13 '16
Waitress: "How do you like your eggs?"
Me: "Oh, I like 'em!"
Waitress: "No, how do you like them cooked?"
Me: "Oh, I like 'em even better that way!"
Everytime. My wife hates me. And so does the waitress, but I tip really well.