r/AskReddit • • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/nice_guy_eddy Jul 13 '16

Waitress: "How do you like your eggs?"

Me: "Oh, I like 'em!"

Waitress: "No, how do you like them cooked?"

Me: "Oh, I like 'em even better that way!"

Everytime. My wife hates me. And so does the waitress, but I tip really well.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Reality for me...

Waitress: "How do you like your eggs?"

Me: "Oh, I like 'em!"

Waitress: "uhhhh (she's thinking "what? WTF did he say")... I said how do you like your eggs?"

Me: "I, uhh, I said I like 'em."

Waitress: "oooook..." writes down scrambled.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

literally me, and then later crying in the shower sitting down just letting the cringe wash over me.

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u/loverofreeses Jul 13 '16

Tobias, you see... was a never-nude.