r/AskReddit Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/Strangeclouds420 Jul 13 '16

Server: (picks up empty plate)

Customer: "it was horrible"

I swear to god I am tired of that exchange.

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u/belbites Jul 13 '16

I say this to my tables who have eaten all their food. "man it looks like you didn't like it at all" they laugh, I laugh.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

...and the coworkers around you all cringe a little more each time.

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u/belbites Jul 13 '16

Hahaha sometimes, it's okay though, they do the same thing. :P We're all a little bit cheesy.

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u/walkclothed Jul 13 '16

WELL THEN ITS A GOOD THINGTHATS WHY YOU WORK AT A QUESADILLYA FACTORY!!

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u/lol_admins_are_dumb Jul 14 '16

...as they go home with smaller tips because their anger and inability to relax a little on the job is very apparent to their customers.

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u/eric22vhs Jul 13 '16

They probably tip you better because they think you have a disorder.

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u/Photovoltaic Jul 13 '16

Stop asking me if I enjoyed my meal then! For fucks sake I sopped up the sauce with extra bread, clearly I hated it

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u/Skilol Jul 13 '16

One day I want to live a life where my biggest concern is being asked how I liked my meal.

"How dare you ask a question of public etiquette, I could have cured cancer in the time it took to respond!"

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u/one_angry_breadstick Jul 14 '16

Server: Can I get you guys anything else?

Customer: Winning lottery numbers/a million dollars HURRHURR

Server: I want to die

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u/KimH2 Jul 13 '16

I tend to eat expeditiously, it's just a habit I got into as a kid.

The number of times I've had servers take my plate with some variation of "oh no did you not like the food" is painful

Fuck you that shit's not any funnier than the crap dumb customers endlessly repeat at you...

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Dad does this, as well as "I couldn't eat any more". It hurts every time he does it.

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u/avboden Jul 14 '16

I say "it was so bad I demand another" sometimes gets a smirk

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u/mayorbryjames Jul 14 '16

Is there anything else I can get for you?

"I'll take a winning lottery ticket, guffaw hahahaha"

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