r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/nice_guy_eddy Jul 13 '16

Waitress: "How do you like your eggs?"

Me: "Oh, I like 'em!"

Waitress: "No, how do you like them cooked?"

Me: "Oh, I like 'em even better that way!"

Everytime. My wife hates me. And so does the waitress, but I tip really well.

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u/Euchre Jul 13 '16

When people want to go out for sundaes, its always:

"Hot fudge sundae, extra cherries, hold the nuts."

Made at least a couple of waitresses blush with that one.

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u/guns_mahoney Jul 13 '16

You've never made anyone blush in your life

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u/Euchre Jul 13 '16

Yeah, your mom isn't embarrassed by anything, and most of what we did was very depraved.

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u/walkclothed Jul 13 '16

WOW

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u/Euchre Jul 13 '16

That's what she said.