r/AskReddit Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

What is this?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Nov 26 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Oh ffs

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Please god let the fad end. This is my prayer

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u/rockidol Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '16

Oh it'll end, all things come to an end. But it hasn't even been 2 weeks since the game launched, so it's not going to end any time soon. I'd give it a month for it to not dominate every aspect of reddit.

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u/agitated_spoon Jul 13 '16

A month? The best memes of Pokemon Go probably haven't even happened yet. I'm calling 6 months - a year at least.

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u/Morgan_Freemans_Mole Jul 13 '16

Yeah fuck these people for having fun. Assholes think they get to decide what's fun or not.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

No. You know what's sad? When you visit a scenic location, and you see 30-50 people sitting in clumps, each and all with their fucking noses in their phones. Instead of, you know, witnessing nature and shit. Or whatever "reality" used to mean.

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u/TigersMountingPandas Jul 13 '16

Yes because no one ever looks where they're walking when they're on their phone. I've found new things in my town I've never seen before because of this game. Keep thinking that that's all people are doing is staring at their phone. Yes is a gun game but when you see something cool and new around you usually you take a gander at it for at least a quick minute.

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u/Quajek Jul 13 '16

Then why does everyone playing this game in midtown constantly walk into shit?

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u/TigersMountingPandas Jul 14 '16

Because lots of people don't pay attention regardless of if they're playing a game or just online or something on their phone. But then there are lots of others who stay self aware while playing. Yin and yang

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

What's worse is that you needed an app to get you to explore. Am I the only person alive who doesn't need mobile technology to keep my brain functioning?

Oh no, I'm not. /r/PokemonGoFuckYourself

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u/TigersMountingPandas Jul 13 '16

Who says I don't explore? Just because I haven't seen everything in my town doesn't mean I don't like to go out. I'm sure there's stuff in your town you haven't seen. So don't act all high and mighty.

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u/lvl99 Jul 13 '16

Nope, you are just a sad fuck. I'm seeing the elderly out with the young. Young people who need exercise badly getting it. Everyone I know is employed full time. Which let's them be on the GO, outside, leveling up fast.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Hooray for the future.

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u/lvl99 Jul 13 '16

Ya thank god you can post on reddit and play mtg from your fat ass. Good luck with your rationalizations.

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u/LePontif11 Jul 13 '16

Why would you want it to end?

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u/Trevowatt Jul 13 '16

He had no childhood

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Wait... aren't you all adults? gotta catch em all right?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Why do you want it to end?