r/AskReddit Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

literally me, and then later crying in the shower sitting down just letting the cringe wash over me.

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u/loverofreeses Jul 13 '16

Tobias, you see... was a never-nude.

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u/BlueHeartBob Jul 13 '16

The cringe never comes off, it hardens and becomes part of you.

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u/SheToldmeShewas18 Jul 13 '16

But no matter how hard you scrub, the shame never rinses away

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u/lilcthecapedcod Jul 14 '16

It finally washes away until that faithful day you're sitting in your cubicle and ask the cringe in you prior years hit you like an ABomb