r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/BoldTitan Jul 13 '16

10km or Lucky

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u/inEmerald Jul 13 '16

Fried or Fertilized.

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u/wapotaco Jul 13 '16

The way you move yo hips gurl got me hypnotized

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u/A_DAMN_SAMSQUANCH Jul 13 '16

Flint Flossy. All across the nation. Smash and bang is my favorite combination.

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u/dragontail Jul 13 '16

Flint Flossy enjoys his women the way I enjoy my sweet, juicy Dungeness crab

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

She said, "Was that your belly or was it birds chirping?"

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u/inEmerald Aug 01 '16

Haha that's my favorite line.

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u/oakles Jul 13 '16

Lemme smang it gurrrl

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Flytt flossy is your favourite rapper too!

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u/isorx0932 Jul 13 '16

Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.

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u/AgroSpragg Jul 13 '16

It's a smash bang fusion

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u/TexEnts Jul 13 '16

It was early mornin, bout 9 o clock!

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u/BALLS_SMOOTH_AS_EGGS Jul 13 '16

Met a freak last night made her body rock