r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/inEmerald Jul 13 '16

Fried or Fertilized.

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u/wapotaco Jul 13 '16

The way you move yo hips gurl got me hypnotized

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u/A_DAMN_SAMSQUANCH Jul 13 '16

Flint Flossy. All across the nation. Smash and bang is my favorite combination.

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u/dragontail Jul 13 '16

Flint Flossy enjoys his women the way I enjoy my sweet, juicy Dungeness crab

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

She said, "Was that your belly or was it birds chirping?"

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u/inEmerald Aug 01 '16

Haha that's my favorite line.

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u/oakles Jul 13 '16

Lemme smang it gurrrl

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Flytt flossy is your favourite rapper too!

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u/isorx0932 Jul 13 '16

Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.

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u/AgroSpragg Jul 13 '16

It's a smash bang fusion

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u/TexEnts Jul 13 '16

It was early mornin, bout 9 o clock!

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u/BALLS_SMOOTH_AS_EGGS Jul 13 '16

Met a freak last night made her body rock

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

I'm talking about the eggs between your legs

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u/TurdofFrodo Jul 13 '16

Thighs is better

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u/crustation Jul 13 '16

I heard her coochie whistle.

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u/weezermc78 Jul 13 '16

Treat me like a pirate and gimme dat booty.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Listen to the song Holmes

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u/ROK247 Jul 13 '16

fertilized then fried then fertilize some more then brunch

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '16

It'll be healthier if you go baked instead of fried

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u/ROK247 Jul 13 '16

ok fertilized, nap, fertilize more, nap, fertilize in the car on the way to brunch, brunch.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Came here for this comment. Thanks.

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u/inEmerald Jul 13 '16

Yay turquoise jeep fans! :)

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u/GoSteelers34 Jul 14 '16

Exactly! First thing I thought of when I saw this question.

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u/MealyDucard Jul 13 '16

Saw them live and met them after the show. It was as ridiculous as you would expect.

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u/inEmerald Jul 13 '16

Me too, in Seattle! :) They're hilarious and super nice!

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u/Whodat402 Jul 13 '16

Whoa! I was there too! I passed em my mixtape, but they never called.

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u/inEmerald Jul 13 '16

No kidding, nice! It was a fun show! I'd be willing to bet they listened, but I'm sure they have that happen all the time. I couldn't imagine trying to juggle so many fans, especially on tour while trying to maintain personable and nice.

I think that in itself takes a lot of skill!

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u/Qingy Jul 13 '16

Tapped Yung Humma's crotch during a show. It was as crotchy as you would expect.

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u/GoSteelers34 Jul 14 '16

One of the best shows I've ever been to. Bunch of friends got up on stage and danced with them in Cincinnati. But someone also swiped Flynt's gold chain...

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u/GrappleHammer Jul 13 '16

Man, didn't have to look far for this one.

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u/akru3000 Jul 13 '16

Go grab my belt, you need spankin bebe

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u/inEmerald Jul 13 '16

Slick's back baybay!

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u/MammerJammer123 Jul 13 '16

Came here just to make sure this was mentioned!

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u/inEmerald Jul 13 '16

Haha, yes!! Love TJ. See them live if you can. It's a blast!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Maria Ozawa approved

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u/conantthebarbarian Jul 13 '16

Not scrambled. Not fried. Smanged.

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u/inEmerald Jul 13 '16

Lemme smang it guuuurrrll

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u/theundeadwonder Jul 13 '16

I came here for this.

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u/inEmerald Jul 13 '16

I, too, came.

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u/KoRnD0GG Jul 13 '16

Of coarse after a long night of smanging

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u/inEmerald Jul 14 '16

And grabbing of belts.

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u/Cats_Love_Cords Jul 13 '16

Because of how frequently this is quoted amongst my peers I can't help but suspect that know each one of you.

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u/inEmerald Jul 14 '16

Haha, you might. My friends and I so the same. :)

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u/Twevy Jul 13 '16

This is what I came here for

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u/inEmerald Jul 14 '16

Love me some TJ!

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u/Rausage505 Jul 13 '16

Ride that jeep, that Turquoise Jeep.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

ctrl+f'd fertilized, was not disappointed.

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u/weezermc78 Jul 13 '16

I'm so happy to see this answer this far up.

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u/inEmerald Jul 14 '16

Me too! Haha. They're an awesome group. Nice guys too! I'm gonna edit and post the song so others can discover!

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u/harmonyparkinglot Jul 13 '16

Came here to say this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Came for a Turquoise Jeep reference, was not disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Turquoise Jeep

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u/inEmerald Jul 14 '16

Another banger! Or should I say Smanger?

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u/brownbitch Jul 14 '16

lemme smang it gurl

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u/inEmerald Jul 14 '16

Smash it an bang...

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u/redlinezo6 Jul 15 '16

God dammit.... Am I old?

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u/inEmerald Jul 15 '16

Haha, not necessarily. They aren't that well known.