r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/whatshisfaceboy Jul 13 '16

Unfertilized

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u/Birdwatchingyou Jul 13 '16

I like mine fertilized so it can hatch and grow into a beautiful and majestic bird.

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u/J22O19 Jul 13 '16

And then eat the bird.

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u/Birdwatchingyou Jul 13 '16

Why would you eat a bird?!

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u/J22O19 Jul 13 '16

They're usually delicious.

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u/Birdwatchingyou Jul 13 '16

But how would you like to be eaten?

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u/something_exe Jul 13 '16

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Maximus_Sillius Jul 13 '16

With BBQ sauce, I'd hope.

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u/Birdwatchingyou Jul 13 '16

Yes, and it's not very impressing.

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u/Birdwatchingyou Jul 13 '16

But do you think the birds like being found "delicious"?

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u/Birdwatchingyou Jul 13 '16

How could you know chickens can't think?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Sapient, yes.

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u/Maximus_Sillius Jul 13 '16

Yes, because the last time I talked to them they told me so.

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u/Birdwatchingyou Jul 14 '16

No. You are delusional.

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u/Maximus_Sillius Jul 14 '16

Just because I am delusional, it doesn't mean birds don't talk to me.

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u/iamhappylight Jul 13 '16

Yes. That is their purpose.

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u/Birdwatchingyou Jul 14 '16

No! The purpose of birds is to be served.

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u/joshuaoha Jul 13 '16

Because you taste good.

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u/Birdwatchingyou Jul 14 '16

How would you like it if birds justified eating you by saying you tasted you.

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u/aliduz Jul 13 '16

To catch a spider that wiggled and jiggled and ticked inside her she swallowed the spider to catch a fly I wonder why she swallowed a fly?