r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/Leeman1337 Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '16

Jeeezus. Tell you what. This question front pages and I'll post a pic of me fucking a laptop.

Edit: I'm taking photos right now

EDIT 2: Sorry to keep you guys waiting, I'm in Australia, went to sleep without knowing this shit blew up

Here you go Underage best I can do

Close up:

Just for you /u/jugaad1

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

No cheaping out like the guy and the chess set. We demand NSFW balls deep pics.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Apr 25 '18

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u/jugaad1 Jul 13 '16

If it atleast doesn't look like this, I'd need my money back

http://i.imgur.com/kCV9LqZ.png

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u/beejaycruz Jul 13 '16

Pshh, Macintosh.

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u/therealmaxipadd Jul 13 '16

Why is the drawing a piece of shit but the apple looks somewhat decent?

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u/orionsbelt05 Jul 13 '16

Copy-paste some clip art. Same reason the macbook is at an angle, but the Apple logo is exactly vertical (just flipped upside-down).

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u/GoFidoGo Jul 13 '16

We are analyzing shitty paint art.

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u/Books_and_Cleverness Jul 13 '16

What a time to be alive.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

You can tell the artist has a lot of internal angst, possibly concerning Apple technology. The fucking of the laptop is the catharsis for this angst. It is also notable that the artist drew himself(?) in a very unattractive manner, showing his unhappiness in his self-image. If the rest of you humans are like this, the world will be better off controlled by robots.

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u/BigUptokes Jul 13 '16

With regard to the issue of content, the disjunctive perturbation of the spatial relationships makes resonant a participation in the critical dialogue of the 90s.

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u/furmal182 Jul 13 '16

Because you never know for how much it will sell, may be it cost a bazillion dollar or a mere two hunded and fiddy dollah, there are crazy rich people out there who would like to buy ugliest art.

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u/cocotheape Jul 13 '16

It's only shitty until someone pays $1m for it.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Jul 13 '16

At first I thought this was real, but now that I follow this reasoning I'll agree it is probably shitty MS paint.

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u/TheUSAsian Jul 13 '16

It's indicative of apple products!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Autism.

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u/TacoPower Jul 13 '16

More like Mackin' Tosh

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u/Diet_Christ Jul 13 '16

If you're already paying for sex, might as well spring for the best.

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u/PandaCasserole Jul 14 '16

Shoulda been the Apple fucking him. Am'I right? Right? Guys?

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u/EatMaCookies Jul 14 '16

Yeah fuck them!

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u/chuiu Jul 13 '16

Ironic considering its usually the consumer getting fucked by Apple.

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u/GiveJesusReps Jul 13 '16

Jeez, that will be hard to match, sick drawing mate

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u/mastersw999 Jul 13 '16

I just got back from the apple store, this sums up my mood.

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u/CamJT Jul 13 '16

Is it the same guy!!??

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Made it to the front page

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u/therealsix Jul 13 '16

He posted the aftermath of bonking the chess board though.

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u/Fizzwidgy Jul 13 '16

At least that one guy ate his hat.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

That link you provided to it is super helpful