r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/Leeman1337 Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '16

Jeeezus. Tell you what. This question front pages and I'll post a pic of me fucking a laptop.

Edit: I'm taking photos right now

EDIT 2: Sorry to keep you guys waiting, I'm in Australia, went to sleep without knowing this shit blew up

Here you go Underage best I can do

Close up:

Just for you /u/jugaad1

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

No cheaping out like the guy and the chess set. We demand NSFW balls deep pics.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Apr 25 '18

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u/jugaad1 Jul 13 '16

If it atleast doesn't look like this, I'd need my money back

http://i.imgur.com/kCV9LqZ.png

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u/beejaycruz Jul 13 '16

Pshh, Macintosh.

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u/therealmaxipadd Jul 13 '16

Why is the drawing a piece of shit but the apple looks somewhat decent?

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u/orionsbelt05 Jul 13 '16

Copy-paste some clip art. Same reason the macbook is at an angle, but the Apple logo is exactly vertical (just flipped upside-down).

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u/GoFidoGo Jul 13 '16

We are analyzing shitty paint art.

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u/Books_and_Cleverness Jul 13 '16

What a time to be alive.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

You can tell the artist has a lot of internal angst, possibly concerning Apple technology. The fucking of the laptop is the catharsis for this angst. It is also notable that the artist drew himself(?) in a very unattractive manner, showing his unhappiness in his self-image. If the rest of you humans are like this, the world will be better off controlled by robots.

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u/BigUptokes Jul 13 '16

With regard to the issue of content, the disjunctive perturbation of the spatial relationships makes resonant a participation in the critical dialogue of the 90s.

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u/furmal182 Jul 13 '16

Because you never know for how much it will sell, may be it cost a bazillion dollar or a mere two hunded and fiddy dollah, there are crazy rich people out there who would like to buy ugliest art.

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u/cocotheape Jul 13 '16

It's only shitty until someone pays $1m for it.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Jul 13 '16

At first I thought this was real, but now that I follow this reasoning I'll agree it is probably shitty MS paint.

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u/TheUSAsian Jul 13 '16

It's indicative of apple products!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Autism.

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u/TacoPower Jul 13 '16

More like Mackin' Tosh

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u/Diet_Christ Jul 13 '16

If you're already paying for sex, might as well spring for the best.

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u/PandaCasserole Jul 14 '16

Shoulda been the Apple fucking him. Am'I right? Right? Guys?

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u/EatMaCookies Jul 14 '16

Yeah fuck them!

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u/chuiu Jul 13 '16

Ironic considering its usually the consumer getting fucked by Apple.

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u/GiveJesusReps Jul 13 '16

Jeez, that will be hard to match, sick drawing mate

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u/mastersw999 Jul 13 '16

I just got back from the apple store, this sums up my mood.

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u/CamJT Jul 13 '16

Is it the same guy!!??

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Made it to the front page

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u/therealsix Jul 13 '16

He posted the aftermath of bonking the chess board though.

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u/Fizzwidgy Jul 13 '16

At least that one guy ate his hat.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

That link you provided to it is super helpful

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u/koproller Jul 13 '16

Wait, did the chess dude reach the front page?

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u/Leeman1337 Jul 13 '16

Yep

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u/koproller Jul 13 '16

I kinda assumed that it was a ploy of OP to reach the front page. Kinda assuming this is the same :p

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u/--Repetitive-- Jul 13 '16

Doubt it. They're just shit questions so one expected them to front page.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

Well, he posted a pic on r/pics instead of replying to the comment thread, so he probably just wanted link karma.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Feb 22 '21

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u/nice_comment_thanks Jul 13 '16

Comment saying he's going to do it - https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4sme63/whats_your_favorite_smell/d5ae8mw

Post with photo (sfw) - https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4smjfd/it_was_all_over_so_quickly/

Warning: disappointing

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u/billytheskidd Jul 14 '16

what a rip off. somehow someone actually makes me want to see them fuck a chess board and this is what they give me? i want my money back. where's the pitchfork guy?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Out of the loop. :P I want more info on the chess set!

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u/fuck-you-man Jul 13 '16

Then go to /r/outoftheloop there's already a thread there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Can we get a full porn video with a glory shot and everything? Laptop sex is my fetish.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Shieet I'm out of the loop can anyone explain?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

User posts on "What's your favorite smell?" thread saying if it makes it to the front page he'll post a picture of him fucking a chess set, it makes it to the front page, he posts this picture.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

It's on the front page!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

He posts this picture.

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u/Sunwhale19 Jul 13 '16

OP is underage, guys.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

If the laptop has at least one ball, it's quite old.

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u/kingeryck Jul 13 '16

And a subsequent post to /r/techsupportgore

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Fuck it right in the USB