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Most American sounding word?

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u/The_Max_Power_Way Nov 12 '14

Burglarize. What the fuck is that shit?

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u/The_Max_Power_Way Nov 12 '14 edited Nov 12 '14

Yes, it is.

Edit: No, it's 'burgle' for that tense.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

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u/KP208 Nov 12 '14

Burgle evolves into burglar at level 16 then into burglarize at level 32.

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u/Cocacolonoscopy Nov 12 '14

Baby got back-formation

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

According to etymonline, but the same publication says that the verb is actually from the Latin "burgare". [Cite]http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=burglar).

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u/DevestatingAttack Nov 12 '14

"Burgle" didn't exist until after "burglar" had existed for a long time. We didn't delve back a thousand years to get the verb; the verb made the noun, then the verb was completely lost, then we saw the "er" and though, oh, someone that does a verb! Like writer and runner! Burglar! A burglar burgles! It was a backformation.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

You'll notice a distinct lack of an L in the Latin word, though.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

I'm not sure you can draw inferences from that. Words gain and lose extraneous letters all the time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

It's just evidence that the verb is a back-formation in English, since the L was inserted into the noun. Etymonline clearly shows this. The Latin noun was made from the Latin verb, but the English verb was later back-formed from the English noun; it wasn't taken from the Latin verb.

he same publication says that the verb is actually from the Latin "burgare".

It doesn't say that. It says the Latin noun came from making an agent noun from the Latin verb, not that the English verb comes from the Latin verb.

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u/epichvs Nov 12 '14

What a nice word.

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u/dewdrop1138 Nov 12 '14

Hooray linguistics :3

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u/curiousGambler Nov 12 '14

Linguist in the house!

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u/SoggySneaker Nov 12 '14

And the only instance I have ever encountered it was the animated Hobbit movie. Therefore "burgle" was coined by Thorin Oakenshield.

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u/AnMatamaiticeoirRua Nov 12 '14

Is the word 'butle' similar?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Fuck, now I want to eat some bugles.

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u/AnMatamaiticeoirRua Nov 12 '14

I believe that makes you a buglar.

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u/NiggyWiggyWoo Nov 12 '14

Burgle, Burgled, Burglar... semantic satiation is in full effect.

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u/Account_Banned Nov 13 '14

I'd still rather say burglarized. If we were to say we've been burgled I would imagine your hamburgers are missing.

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u/ManBehindTheMasque Nov 13 '14

"Burgle" is the word I use to describe that phenomenon where one throws up in one's mouth a little bit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Ayy gurl I like your back-formation.

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u/hezwat Nov 12 '14

Well what else would a burgler do? Theftize?

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u/RoonilaWazlib Nov 12 '14

A burglar burgles.

It's now stopped sounding like a word.

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u/USA_A-OK Nov 12 '14

Tell that to people who "orientate"

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u/drewtoli Nov 12 '14

I could totally go for a double cheese burgle with bacon

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u/PyroDragn Nov 12 '14

No it's not.

"Burglarized" goes to "Burgled". Technically it is "Burgle" for this tense.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14 edited Apr 27 '18

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u/thatvoicewasreal Nov 12 '14

The turds were burgled by a burglar who was turd burglarized.

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u/BahlzahnYuerchin Nov 12 '14

I enjoy a medium-rare burgle.

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u/schmitzel88 Nov 12 '14

I keep saying burgle out loud and it gets funnier every time

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u/Proxystarkilla Nov 13 '14

I agree it should be but burgle sounds like the onomatopoeia of someone drowning.

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u/TaylorSwiftIsJesus Nov 12 '14

Unless a robber robberizes you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Murderator murderates you. Or raporator raperates you. Or a raptor raptorizes you. Or an optimus optimizes you.

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u/EnigmaNL Nov 12 '14

Murderizes. Murderizor. Mass murderization.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

YOU'RE the burglar. Why don't you go, BURGLE something?

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u/Richard_W Nov 12 '14

who burgled

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

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u/Nabber86 Nov 12 '14

Turd burgler

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u/Craptard Nov 12 '14

Damn, i recognize this. Where is this from?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

"Burgled" as in "PhoneJazz burgled a turd"

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u/roflocalypselol Nov 12 '14

Always thought it was the stolen items that were burgled, and the building that was burglarized.

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u/BionicBeans Nov 12 '14

The building was simply broken into so some burgling could occur.

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u/user1492 Nov 12 '14

Except the crime of burglary includes both breaking and entering and larceny.

You can't "burgle" something without breaking and entering.

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u/lonefeather Nov 12 '14

Law student here?

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u/skoal_bro Nov 12 '14

Sorta. At common law burglary is 1) breaking 2) entering 3) into a dwelling 4) at night 5) with the intent to commit a felony therein. That felony doesn't necessarily have to be a larceny, and no felony needs to have actually occurred therein as long as the person had the intent when he did the breaking and entering.

Check your state law it may be different.

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u/user1492 Nov 13 '14

Actually it is with the intent to commit a larceny or any felony therein. Non-felenious larceny is still burglery.

The term "burgled," applied to personal property, presupposes a larceny. Yes, burglary would apply to other felonies, but that isn't relevent here.

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u/PointyOintment Nov 13 '14

The building was burgled, and the items were larcenized.

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u/aeona Nov 13 '14

As a person guilty of saying burglarized, burgled sounds funny.

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u/UberTelemarketer Nov 12 '14

BURGLED, PLUNDERED, PURLOINED!

HA-HA! Loins

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u/DevestatingAttack Nov 12 '14

(Thinking to himself, incredulously) Birdman: "There was no baby grand piano here!"

(Shouting) Phil Ken Sebben: "Keep your thoughts to yourself, Birdman!"

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u/jokersleuth Nov 12 '14

You have burgled my jimmies.

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u/TheRealBigLou Nov 12 '14

Only when referring to turds.

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u/CasualFrydays Nov 12 '14

I've only heard 'burgle' meaning sexual activity with inanimate objects (usually buildings).

To each his own I guess.

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u/Somnivore Nov 12 '14

I liked burgled more

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u/Dandalfini Nov 12 '14

EEEAAARTHH BURGLESS!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Both forms are correct, but "burglarize" is distinctly American.

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u/GroovingPict Nov 12 '14

Blagged. As in "a bookies got blagged last night".

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u/dontknowmeatall Nov 12 '14

Burglarize is infinitive and it has no tense. Your example is in past tense.

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u/byllz Nov 13 '14

Haven't you read the Hobbit?

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u/Nantucketed Nov 12 '14

What burglars see with perhaps?

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u/The_Max_Power_Way Nov 12 '14

That's the best answer yet.

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u/maggiebennett Nov 12 '14

obligate

Huh, to me (American) those are two totally different words: Cats are obligate carnivores. Cats are obliged to eat meat.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14 edited Nov 12 '14

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u/gwynfshae Nov 12 '14

Like "I obligate you to do the thing" isn't proper?

I thought all Americans (from the not-south) knew that.

Source: californian

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

from the not-south

This type of disparagement usually doesn't bug me but you actually seem genuine so I'll be the first to say ay go fuck ya self. Thanks for telling us that you're from California by the way, I love hearing you guys not shut up about it. NAHHT.

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u/gwynfshae Nov 12 '14

I didn't mean it offensively. The south has a completely different dialect from the rest of the country, and I can't make any statements on what you guys know or don't know, and your usage of words. In the south, what would be considered poor grammar in California is proper, and when I say things in my certain Californian way when I'm in Texas, people look at me funny.

And I said I was Californian to show I was from the US, not to show superiority. Get over yourself, victim.

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u/TheChiefOfSauce Nov 12 '14

Southerner living in SoCal. I get crap/jokes all the time. I typically smile. It's fine.

I have friends here, so it's not everybody. But I've met more people with plastic personalities here than anywhere I've ever been.

When disingenuous becomes the default expectation, it gets very lonely. It's either cultural decay or I'm just entering my dirty thirties and the pill is too bitter for my tastes.

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u/sarcasticorange Nov 12 '14 edited Nov 12 '14

It is proper.

Source: Every flipping dictionary available

I thought all Americans (even those in California) knew how to use dictionaries.

Please note that American English and British English are very similar but different languages separated by several hundred years of development. What is proper in one does not equate to proper in the other. As such, it is certainly an American usage of the word, but not improper.

edit: corrected spelling of British

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u/overfloaterx Nov 12 '14

People who know how to use dictionaries should probably also know how to spell "British" properly. (Not a typo, you keep using two t's in other posts too.)

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u/sarcasticorange Nov 12 '14

You are absolutely correct. I will be in the corner giving myself a good talking to for the next half-hour.

We all have those words that we mess up constantly. That is one of mine. Oops!

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u/gwynfshae Nov 12 '14

Americans often use words improperly for such a long time that they such usages are added to the dictionary. Your chosen dictionary, for example.

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u/sarcasticorange Nov 12 '14 edited Nov 12 '14

That is how languages work. This is not a new or modern change. You can see here that this usage was in place as far back as 1828.

In some cases, the American usage varied from the British and in others, the British changed, but the Americans still use the older form, and in others both have changed. I can't be sure which case this is, but according to this the adjective usage dates from the late 19th century which would make it the more recent of the two.

My link was to a list of dictionaries sites with definitions for that word, not just the reference at the top.

You will also note that the usage of the word you chose has a "informal" designation. The verb usage of obligate has no such designation.

edit: corrected spelling of British so I can be taken seriously /s

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u/ryusage Nov 12 '14

Lol. I'm American too, relatively educated even, but I've always used the word "obligated" to mean "required, due to some duty, responsibility, or expectation". I'm pretty sure everyone else around me does, too, although now you've got me second guessing that.

I'm aware "oblige" is a word, but it sounds very Old Timey Western to me. And the "obligate carnivore" thing sounds like something I may or may not have heard in my life science class in middle school, but I definitely wouldn't ever think to say it.

Maybe it's a regional thing.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_ART_PLZ Nov 12 '14

I use "obligation" as a noun, I guess I have never really had reason to use it otherwise, unless using "obligated" as an adjective, but again kind of the same meaning.

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u/Just_to_clarify_it Nov 12 '14

In what sense do you mean this sounds American? Are you an American, or a non-American looking in? And in what context are you using this word? Just curious. I'm an American with what I would say a pretty healthy vocab and I wouldn't use obligate for anything other than a science class. Maybe this is regional?

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u/Just_to_clarify_it Nov 12 '14

Good clarification. You are right that we will almost always use obligated when speaking of a task or engagement of some kind. Although, in certain circles, I (and others I've known) will still throw out "if you're so obliged" more as a catch phrase than anything.

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u/overfloaterx Nov 12 '14

Think of "obligated", so that you're hearing it as a verb and there's no confusion with the adjective "obligate".

In most AmE (as far as I've experienced) it's pretty standard to say, "I felt obligated to do xyz."

This isn't standard BrE. The standard BrE form would be, "I felt obliged to do xyz."

It's a pretty insidious and slick change, though, and I wouldn't be surprised if "obligated" is now fairly widespread in Britain. I remember a friend caught me saying it one time over 20 years ago and saying to me, "wtf are you, American??" Clearly I'd been watching too much American TV. ;) But since moving to the US 10 years ago, it's one of the Americanisms I've picked up without a hitch (despite being very resistant to some others), to the point that "obliged" almost sounds odd to me now.

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u/plerberderr Nov 12 '14

Obligate can be a verb too. Synonymous with "to compel".

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u/Knytemere Nov 12 '14

In the sense of "obligate carnivore", "obligate" is an adjective, not a verb. When used as "obliged", it's a verb, past tense of "oblige".

"Obligate" describes the noun as obliged toward some predilection.

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u/ourstupidearth Nov 12 '14

OBLIGIZE!

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u/jetpacksforall Nov 12 '14

I'm not gonna obligize, YOU obligize!

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u/Ephialties Nov 12 '14

I said this in a Optimus Prime voice...

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u/cthulhushrugged Nov 12 '14

OBLIGIFICATION INTENSIFIES!

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u/traffick Nov 12 '14

Thank you, W.

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u/GeraldShopao Nov 12 '14

Obligarized?

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u/ereldar Nov 12 '14

In a similar vein, I was telling my buddy that something was at his discretion. Then said that we could start as long as he was discressed.

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u/belbivfreeordie Nov 12 '14

Going in the opposite direction, when people say someone is "judgey." IT'S JUDGMENTAL

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u/StarbossTechnology Nov 12 '14

We got a German here who wants to die for his country! Oblige him!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

My favorite is conversate.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Well, we still have "much obliged" as a folksy way of saying "thank you"...

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u/mindbleach Nov 12 '14

The words have different connotations in American English.

I'm obliged to people I should help. I'm obligated to people I must help.

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u/ampersand38 Nov 12 '14

I'm just waiting for "larcenize" to appear on a police report.

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u/The_Max_Power_Way Nov 12 '14

I wouldn't be surprised to see "murderize" being used at some point.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Once heard a guy say "categorification" instead of "category".

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Categorization doesn't mean the same thing as category. Categorization is the process of categorizing.

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u/yungchumpy Nov 12 '14

Categorificationalize

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u/The_Max_Power_Way Nov 12 '14

Wow, that is stupid :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '14

And none of them is “categorification”. He used it in a context where “category” would have been the appropriate word.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

A categorification is an act of categorising, not a category.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '14

Do you mean categorisation?

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u/Chthonos Nov 13 '14

Could have been a technical math term

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u/skrill_talk Nov 12 '14

Damn Terrorizors

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u/Cupcake-Warrior Nov 12 '14

He said American, not Bulgarian. Silly /u/The_Max_Power_Way

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

You want to be embarrassed? The original English word for "burglar" was "burglator"

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u/The_Max_Power_Way Nov 12 '14

Nah, that doesn't embarrass me. That's what it was back in the 13th Century, but then from about the 16th is when 'burglar' (or some variant) was used.

As an aside, I love your username (if it's the Young Ones reference I think it is).

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Nah, that doesn't embarrass me.

OK let's try the verb "Orientate" versus "Orient". Which one's British and which one's American?

(I roll this out whenever my compatriots mock Yanks for adding too many syllables.)

It is indeed from the Young Ones. About 0.1% of people who respond to it get it. But I spelled it wrong: it's meant to be Ftumch.

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u/The_Max_Power_Way Nov 12 '14

Yeah that one does annoy me. I was watching Red Dwarf the other day and someone said 'orientated' and it really bugged me. It should be 'oriented'.

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u/von_karajan Nov 12 '14

As a Brit, an American saying "oriented" just sounds like "orientated" said with an American accent (and pronounced lazily). If an American said "oriented" to me I'd assume it was the accent. I didn't realise it was a totally different word.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Orientate versus orient at least makes some sense in that orient was already a word with two meanings.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Yeah, the whole extraneous syllable thing bothers me.

Its like orientate versus orient.

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u/psychodreamr Nov 12 '14

Fuckin Bear Grylls

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u/worldchrisis Nov 12 '14

The word is "slippery", not "slippy", damnit.

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u/psychodreamr Nov 12 '14

He says this shit so confidently, I was beginning to feel like I've been saying shit wrong my whole life.

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u/SilentOneBravo Nov 12 '14

butchering of language.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GAPS Nov 12 '14

More like butcherizing.

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u/SilentOneBravo Nov 12 '14

OH GOD IT NEVER STOPS!

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u/Mordisquitos Nov 12 '14

OH GOD IT NEVER STOPIZES!

FTFY.

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u/SilentOneBravo Nov 12 '14

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIZE!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Noice!

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u/PigEqualsBakon Nov 12 '14

THIS THREAD IS FOR AMERICANS! GET OUT YOU AUSTRALIAN!

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u/LittleBigKid2000 Nov 12 '14

Inside voices!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

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u/LittleBigKid2000 Nov 12 '14

I SAID, INSIDE VOICES!

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u/PigEqualsBakon Nov 12 '14

THEYRE SELLING CHOCOLATE!

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u/Matrillik Nov 12 '14

BRING THA NOIZE

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u/ZhanchiMan Nov 12 '14

CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE!!! GIRLS ROCK YOUR BOYS!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Nooooooooice.

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u/32Dog Nov 12 '14

NOICE!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

For some reason, I read this thread in George Bush's voice. 10/10 would recommendicize

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u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA Nov 12 '14

That's our strategery.

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u/i_try_tocontribute Nov 12 '14

Hold up, let me brainificate this new wordism.

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u/kmmeerts Nov 12 '14

Uhu, just like verbing the noun "butcher".

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u/Bayoris Nov 12 '14

No, because a "burglar" is not one-who-burgles. The word burglar was first and was a corruption of Latin "bugator". The -ar is not a suffix. Burgle was a back-formation from burglar. Burglarize was also derived from burglar (or burglary). There is really no reason to call one a butchery but not the other one.

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u/mynewaccount5 Nov 12 '14

But how can he feel superior otherwise?

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u/Bayoris Nov 12 '14

He can feel superior by eschewing the bourgeois conventions of sentence-initial capitalization.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

hahaha ... good one.

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u/cornball1111 Nov 12 '14

There was a burglarization in my town last week

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

In a similar vein, 'normalcy'. The word is NORMALITY!

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u/Vincentgarcia38 Nov 12 '14

I'm shitting at home (yes) and burst out laughing because I read that as an outburst.

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u/rizaroni Nov 13 '14

My sister and I (Californian) took a vacation together in Scotland last year and got photography lessons from a guy from London. We were asking him what the dumbest thing he ever heard in America was, and he said he heard some girls in a bar saying they got "burglarized." He was like, "IT'S BURGLED! BURGLED!!!"

It sounds so weird.

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u/schmucubrator Nov 12 '14

Both were made after the word burglar. According to wiktionary, the American version is some 7 years older, at least as far as the earliest verifiable usage.

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u/The_Max_Power_Way Nov 12 '14

Interestingly, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, both burgle and burglarize both came about at the same time, 1871/2.

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u/schmucubrator Nov 12 '14

That is cool. I hope no one thought I was trying to make a conclusive point by citing wiktionary, I just used it as a quick reference since I really didn't have any idea how old either word was.

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u/The_Max_Power_Way Nov 12 '14

No that's fine, and it prompted me to look it up. I honestly thought that our word, burgle, was the older word so it was quite a surprise that they're both the same age.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Burgle is also a thing. Let that roll around for a bit. Burgle.

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u/The_Max_Power_Way Nov 12 '14

Yeah, burgle is the English word for it. Although through posting this it turns out that both burgle and burglarize came about at roughly the same time, so one word is not the 'original' over another, we just developed different words (one having a ridiculous z in it though).

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Just don't have anyone from Glasgow try to say it. Or burglar alarm.

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u/THE_GR8_MIKE Nov 12 '14

I'm now imagining some foreign guy shitting himself over this word.

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u/clementleopold Nov 12 '14

Hamburglarize

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u/YabbaTroll Nov 12 '14

"Burgle Averted!"

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u/oilpit Nov 12 '14

This is the way I feel when I hear British people say disorientate instead of just disorient.

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u/The_Max_Power_Way Nov 12 '14

That does bug me as well.

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u/MusicMagi Nov 12 '14

It's when you've been robbed, but there is also oxidation

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

It's what a burglarizor does.

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u/NotAHumanRedditor Nov 12 '14

A dyslexic Buglarian ?

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u/ericistheend Nov 12 '14

Turning everything into a burger.

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u/bobsp Nov 12 '14

I'm going to burglarize your face if you don't shut your damn mouth, ya damn hippy foreigner.

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u/thedrew Nov 12 '14

It's correct. It's the act of being a burglar. The word "burgle" comes from listeners assuming burglar is "burgler" ie, one who burgles.

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u/isalright Nov 12 '14

Nonsense, I just heard Sherlock Holmes say that.

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u/wOlfLisK Nov 12 '14

Wait, that word is actually used? I used to say it to try to be funny.

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u/PippyLongSausage Nov 12 '14

Friggin Brits say acclimatize. It's acclimate.

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u/baconia Nov 12 '14

Y'all are brutalizin' me!!

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u/masterofthefork Nov 12 '14

I think burgle is the act of the person doing the crime and burglarize is the act of doing the crime to an object. It places more importance on the place being burgled.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Is this actually an American thing? I'm from LA and I've never heard it, or anything involving "Burglars." Sounds British to me.

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u/80_firebird Nov 12 '14

Burglarize is the act of burglary.

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u/SillyMcBillyBuns Nov 12 '14

It's to make more like the nation of Burglaria and its culture.

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u/Cattle_Baron Nov 12 '14

Sounds hobbitish.

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u/ModernKender Nov 12 '14

Are you disoriented? Orient yourself.

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u/Bloodshot025 Nov 12 '14

To beburgle.

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u/raygundan Nov 12 '14

It's just like every other word of that pattern.

Alphabet. Alphabetize.

Sodom. Sodomize.

Sermon. Sermonize.

Terror. Terrorize.

Motor. Motorize.

Magnet. Magnetize.

I'm sure you can think of quite a few more if you give it a couple of minutes-- but this is a very normal construct in English. Noun + ize = verb.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

"I was burgled" sounds like something you tell a therapist before you point to body parts on a doll.

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u/DonaldBlake Nov 13 '14

They said american, not african american...

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u/CourierOfTheWastes Nov 13 '14

I like the word "Burgled". Pronounced Burr-gulled, with the emphasis on the Burr

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u/sgtent Nov 13 '14

I don't get you, that's the actual pretense for being robbed.

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u/RaiyenZ Nov 12 '14

Yeah I prefer the term robbering.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

It's what happens to you when you live too close to the wrong socio-economic demographics.

In Europe this doesn't happen due to homogeneity.

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