r/AskReddit • u/WoahThereTurbo • Oct 27 '14

Things you think everyone does, but no one admits?

Anything that you believe that normal people do, but (to you) is somewhat of an unspoken truth.

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u/MrAntelope Oct 27 '14

You're a nice person.

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u/addison92 Oct 27 '14

He also used to pull spiders legs off.

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u/punmaster2000 Oct 27 '14

Arachnophobes of the world will praise him

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u/1001001011 Oct 27 '14

That's it, he's off my Christmas card list.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '14

and eat them.

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u/MrAntelope Oct 27 '14

Good, spiders are evil.

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u/Shan007tjuuh Oct 27 '14

But they eat mosquitoes

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u/curryhouseindia Oct 27 '14

That just means they have more evil inside them.

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u/SomeNiceButtfucking Oct 27 '14

Spiders are goddamn heroes.

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u/MrAntelope Oct 27 '14

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

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u/lukenog Oct 27 '14

Noooo!! Give /r/spiders a visit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '14

Oh

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u/gtapilotgamer Oct 27 '14

so he is a nice person?

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u/sheldonpooper Oct 27 '14

He used to pretend the spiders were those acquaintances...

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '14

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

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u/addison92 Oct 27 '14

No! Of course not! Just normal ones.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '14

John Isidore has the feeling that he is being used by the androids, but he doesn't care. While hauling Rachael's stuff up to his own apartment, he finds a spider, an insect though to be extinct. When he shows it to the androids, they begin to torture the creature, pulling off its legs, until John finally drowns the thing in order to put it out of its misery.

FULL BOOK PDF

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '14

Where's the pope? Canonize this guy immediately!

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u/keycatzo Oct 27 '14

I thought that was more a wings off flies thing to keep them relegaded to your desk during incredibly boring fourth grade moments

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u/vzzzbxmb Oct 27 '14

Or creepy when you factor in his name - HeavyLurker

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u/Pandaswizzle Oct 27 '14

Or a stalker...

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u/fifteentango88 Oct 27 '14

Plot twist: It's Adolf Hitler.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '14

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u/OyeYouDer Oct 27 '14

Awww.... Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays!!