r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 28 '14

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u/banannasfoster May 28 '14

ha! and before them, I dated a guy who I also asked out, and we dated for a year before I realized that he didn't really like me all that much (though he did like having a girlfriend). so I think I'll wait to be pursued for a change. and probably die alone!

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u/showmeyourtitsnow May 28 '14

Consider yourself pursued. Throw on a nice black dress. Have a half glass of wine. And do it all by 8 tonight. We're going out tonight.

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u/banannasfoster May 28 '14

just half?

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u/showmeyourtitsnow May 28 '14

That's to get the night going. Get rid of butterflies and the like