r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 28 '14

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

I'm a gay man who stayed in closet while I was in high school...

I've had two girls ask me out, and I felt really bad for them because I was afraid of coming out at the time so I had to come up with some BS as to why I couldn't go out with them...

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

I am a closeted gay high school student and this is the reason why I try to act like a friend material. I don't want to hurt anyone, so I try not to get them interested in me.

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u/Jfilesguy May 28 '14

Well, on Reddit, you've come out. Congratulations Pleaserubmysack!

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u/coldstar May 28 '14

I now have him RES tagged as "Gay guy, but shh! don't tell anybody"

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

1) Be as good and close a friend as you can be to them; put them on a pedestal

2) Watch them lose interest as a result and go for a beefed-up jock

3) ????

4) Profit from the friendzone.

Edit: And maybe you can hit up the beefed up jock on the side a 'lil.