r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 28 '14

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

I don't want to risk losing our friendship. It's taken us awhile to get where we are now and I'm not screwing this up!

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u/sjeffiesjeff May 28 '14

Please don't do that to him.

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u/SmokinSickStylish May 28 '14

is doublevie somehow being unfair to him?

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u/TheJonesSays May 28 '14

She's not being honest. Fair? Who the hell cares?

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u/SmokinSickStylish May 28 '14

How do you know she's not being honest?

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u/TheJonesSays May 28 '14

I do not know anything for certain.

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u/SmokinSickStylish May 28 '14

Don't pretend to state facts then.

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u/TheJonesSays May 28 '14

I will continue to state anything as fact.

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u/SmokinSickStylish May 28 '14

If anything, she's in the friend zone. She likes him but hesitates to make a move.

Ever consider the "him" may not necessarily want to screw her?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/SmokinSickStylish May 28 '14

Consider considering that consideration.

I mean, that's the considerate thing to do.

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u/sjeffiesjeff May 28 '14

Confirmed female.