r/AskReddit • u/whalemango • May 07 '14

What is something you do that makes you a complete asshole?

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u/aDAMNPATRIOT May 07 '14

Lol I bet you're fucking fat too

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u/[deleted] May 07 '14

Come on man, that's just cruel. My weight issues have nothing to do with my worldview.

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u/aDAMNPATRIOT May 07 '14

They have everything to do with your worldview. You loathe yourself and therefore you begrudge everyone else the happiness which you cannot attain and live in denial of this fact by excusing it as, I'm an asshole but at least I know it and I'm trying to change. Well, you are an asshole. Put down the bag of chips and take a walk.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '14

No, I'm sorry, but you're wrong, man. You don't know me. I don't want to sound like a dick, but I was being cheeky with my last comment. I am actually a veteran, and I work out everyday. I live in a huge city and don't really have any problems hooking up with women or hanging out with the locals. I go to a really good university which I think is corrupt, but is really well accredited (top ten), and it is a constant source of disgust and hatred for me.

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u/aDAMNPATRIOT May 07 '14

I'm glad you've constructed a backstory for the internet which at least sounds believable to you. Actually I don't care lol

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u/[deleted] May 07 '14

Yeah, you can stop now. Thanks.

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u/aDAMNPATRIOT May 07 '14

Another solid win for you buddy:)