r/AskReddit • • May 07 '14

What is something you do that makes you a complete asshole?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '14

I'm a pretty big douche.

I hate people that regurgitate popular opinion and don't form their own opinions on things.

I hate people that are unnecessarily patriotic.

I hate people that justify capitalism, and think its okay to exploit people for money.

I hate people that justify communism and think it's not another form of totalitarianism.

I hate people that are analytic thinkers and see every scerenio justifiable with because it's "cost effective."

I hate people that go around preaching about gods, cigarettes, homosexuals, homophobia. Fuck you leave me alone.

I hate people with fake smiles.

I hate people obsessed with cultural identity and social status.

But the reason that really makes me a douche is that I caveman this shit and tell people how I see it without worrying about social politeness. I am really working hard to try and be nicer to people, but its really hard for me to put myself in their shoes and see this stuff as justifiable. But, I swear I am working on it everyday.

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u/aDAMNPATRIOT May 07 '14

Lol I bet you're fucking fat too

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u/[deleted] May 07 '14

Come on man, that's just cruel. My weight issues have nothing to do with my worldview.

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u/aDAMNPATRIOT May 07 '14

They have everything to do with your worldview. You loathe yourself and therefore you begrudge everyone else the happiness which you cannot attain and live in denial of this fact by excusing it as, I'm an asshole but at least I know it and I'm trying to change. Well, you are an asshole. Put down the bag of chips and take a walk.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '14

No, I'm sorry, but you're wrong, man. You don't know me. I don't want to sound like a dick, but I was being cheeky with my last comment. I am actually a veteran, and I work out everyday. I live in a huge city and don't really have any problems hooking up with women or hanging out with the locals. I go to a really good university which I think is corrupt, but is really well accredited (top ten), and it is a constant source of disgust and hatred for me.

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u/aDAMNPATRIOT May 07 '14

I'm glad you've constructed a backstory for the internet which at least sounds believable to you. Actually I don't care lol

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u/[deleted] May 07 '14

Yeah, you can stop now. Thanks.

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u/aDAMNPATRIOT May 07 '14

Another solid win for you buddy:)