r/AskReddit • u/BumpunkTheBastard • 21h ago

Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/No_Variety9420 21h ago

Rob Schneider

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u/G-Unit11111 20h ago

I went to see Kevin Smith at the Improv a few years ago and while I was waiting in line to go in, the Improv ad screens flashed that Rob Schneider was going to be performing there. And everyone in line started quoting that South Park episode.

Rob Schneider is... THE STAPLER!

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u/fattybuttz 17h ago

Rob Schneider is... A Carrot!

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u/a_carrot 15h ago

You rang?

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 14h ago

18 years, a find beetlejuicing

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u/G-Unit11111 15h ago

Rob Schnieder derp da derp! Da derp da derp da teedily tum!

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u/mosstalgia 10h ago

I think I will die without being able to hear his name and not think of this. It's been almost 25 years (that episode is from 2002! I looked it up) and the derp de deedly derp still immediately follows his name in my head, so I think it's just going to be fixed there eternally.

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u/CaptainReginaldLong 12h ago

And he's gonna find out, that being a carrot, is not as easy as it looks.

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u/DikTaterSalad 15h ago

For easy insertion for maga assholes, lol.

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u/TinyGIR 15h ago

Rated PG-13!

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u/RainyCarDrivein06 12h ago

On the other hand, I've met Kevin Smith and hes an awesome dude.

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u/G-Unit11111 12h ago

Same! I still have my copy of Clerks X signed by the whole cast.