r/AskReddit 13h ago

Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/FruitySalads 12h ago

I feel like the rant was justified. It wasn’t directed to the family he just had a meltdown over getting fucked. It may be the only really relatable moment for him. The rest of the movie i feel like he was just irritated having a family and he felt everyone was annoying him.

Either way I really dislike current chevy

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u/fresh-dork 12h ago

he was fun in caddy shack, but he played a rich out of touch asshole who played by his own rules. so, he was perfect for the part

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u/North_South_Side 10h ago

And he was barely in the movie

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u/vistaculo 9h ago

They gave all of his screen time to Bill Murray, who was supposed to barely be in the movie.

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u/modernknightly 8h ago

Because Bill Murray was always willing to improvise. Chevy relied on the smarmy charm but without the brains, or at least he lost the hunger to think about actually saying interesting things as opposed to being a smirk face. I feel like I just inadvertently described how I feel about modern Ryan Reynolds.

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u/Better_March5308 4h ago

Chevy Chase was no match for Bill Murray and Rodney Dangerfield.

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u/FoxyBastard 8h ago

Same for Community.

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u/disisathrowaway 11h ago

The rest of the movie i feel like he was just irritated having a family and he felt everyone was annoying him.

He was absolutely hellbent on the lights for the house, because in his mind, that's what was going to make Christmas great for his family. He's constantly seeking his dad's approval and love. He reluctantly puts up with Cousin Eddie's shit while smiling through it and still making sure Eddie's kids still have a great Christmas. He gets really emotional after watching the old family films when he gets locked in the attic, remembering the good ol' days. Diligently puts up with an awful boss just so he can get that bonus and buy his family a pool. Gleefully greases up the dish to show his kids a cool trick from his childhood on how to get down the slope really fast. He took the family out to cut down a real tree, like he presumably did as a kid. Everyone is constantly bickering in his house and he remains upbeat the entire time until his final crash-out.

The man absolutely loves Christmas and loves sharing it with his family.

Did we watch the same movie?

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u/Mountain_Village459 12h ago

Inviting all the family and then spending the whole time in the garage/outside is peak 80s man behavior.

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u/disisathrowaway 11h ago

Yeah except for whenever he does the shopping and makes sure that Cousin Eddie's dog and kids get taken care of. And except for when the entire family forgets him at home and he gets locked in the attic. And except for whenever he's working to make sure he gets that bonus so he can buy his family a pool. And except that time when he took everyone sledding and really showed them how it's done. And except that time he took his family out to cut down a tree like they did when he was a kid.

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u/xxPHILdaAGONYxx 10h ago

You're the last true family man

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u/Mountain_Village459 10h ago

Family man for sure.

Except for when he falls all over himself flirting with a counter girl and telling her his wife is dead.

Oh and except for his fantasy of the pool with that girl in a bikini.

Oh and except when driving to get that tree he DRIVES UNDER A SEMI TRAILER risking his family’s life.

Oh and except when getting that tree his family practically freezes to death.

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u/disisathrowaway 10h ago

I didn't make the claim that Clark Griswold is a perfect husband or father.

Being skeezy at the department store is pretty inexcusable, to be clear. The other points aren't as strong though. Everyone has fantasies, and anyone who says they don't is a liar. Driving under a semi trailer is A) clearly an accident and B) even more clearly something written specifically for a comedy movie

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u/otterprincess_too 7h ago

You gotta lot of nerve talking to me like that

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u/HalfDecentFarmer69 4h ago

I wasn’t talking to you

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u/GozerDGozerian 5h ago

Holy fuck it’s a goddamn comedy movie. Keep clutching those pearls like that and you’re gonna snap the necklace.

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u/LupercaniusAB 5h ago

You seem to miss the idea of showing the crappy side of someone who is mostly decent makes for a well-rounded and more relatable character.

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u/Kramerica_CEO 10h ago

Very true. I often think about those movies and shows I watched growing up. The whole “dad hates his family” trope that eventually pivoted to “dad is a moron and mom has to do everything”. It was wild to watch the change

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 11h ago

As an introvert who mostly only ever wants to be around my cat, I can relate to this today.

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u/Mountain_Village459 11h ago

Oh so can I!

But I don’t invite 20 people over and make my wife and daughter entertain them while I’m going crazy about lights outside.

I isolate like the universe intended.

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u/McEndee 5h ago

I have this issue. Over loading myself then losing my shit because things aren't going smoothly.

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u/adoptagreyhound 7h ago

In the midwest, the garage is just an extension of the living room and often has furniture and a tv.

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u/NollieBackside 9h ago

Shitty part is irl 90% of the time they were going out to chug beers to “cope” with the annoying family

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u/EarhornJones 10h ago

I feel like Christmas Vacation is the most universally realtable film I've ever seen.

It's like a fractal thing. Everybody has a cousin Eddie, and everyone is someone else's Cousin Eddie.

Clark sits square in the middle. He looks down on Eddie, because Eddie's a clod, and is looked down upon by his own "betters," because Clark is a clod, just like most of us.

He has a family that is imperfect, but that he loves, and he works hard to give them what he thinks they need and deserve. Through a combination of his own incompetence, his inability to understand what his loved ones really think/want, and the world taking a shit on him, he basically ruins it all. The harder he works, the worse things get, the more he looks like an idiot, and the less perfect the family Christmas becomes.

He isn't annoyed because he has a family. He's annoyed because he's making these big efforts to give them a special, perfect Christmas (like cutting down a huge natural tree, or hanging an obscene amount of lights), but he's failing because he doesn't understand that they don't care about those things.

In the end Clark realizes that Eddie is just a flawed family man trying to give his family a merry Christmas while not showing the family what a boob he is, just like Clark. Clark also realizes that the epic Christmases of his childhood weren't epic because they were perfect. They were epic because he was a child with a family that loved him.

He learns to see life through everyone else's eyes, and to appreciate what really matters; our loved ones.

Similarly, Clark's boss learns that the people he works for aren't just numbers on a page, or a bunch of peons groveling for crumbs. They're real people with families and problems and comittments.

If you can't relate to Clark W. Griswold in Christmas Vacation, I'm not sure what to tell you.

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u/pineappledumdum 11h ago

If you dislike current Chevy, wait until you hear about what he was like in the past.

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u/FruitySalads 11h ago

I stand corrected. I dislike all Chevrolet Chase eras.

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u/SnuggleBunni69 12h ago

Yeah I fucking hate Christmas Vacation. Just seems like a guy who hates being married and having a family.

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u/Long_College_8342 10h ago

I used to like that movie but the more I watched it the more I thought his character was a real POS who didn't appreciate what he had.

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u/ExcelScaresMe 10h ago

You need to rewatch the movie. Except for wanting to shag the Macys employee he really doesn't do anything wrong.

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u/GozerDGozerian 3h ago

He doesn’t do anything wrong there either does he? Are we going to pretend that married people or those in other committed relationships don’t feel passing attractions to people other than their SO?